@XTroseth
Joined January 2019
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Me- 'my ptsd isn't bad, i probably don't even have it' Therapist- *has me get checked* Doc checking me for ptsd and asking questions- "Do you know where you are right now? What's the date?" Me-
Y'all ever just be goin through it and Spotify calls you out? @Jacksepticeye
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minecraft mob vote is nearing again and i just wanna say im still not over the moobloom situation. im not moving on. im not letting you all forget what we could've had
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I would sell my left kidney for these
DISPEL DICE@dispeldice28 Jul 2023
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bia SAW BTS!!@vminbeth22 Jul 2023
this percy jackson shit is getting so real like wdym we’re ACTUALLY getting the show and it wasn’t a hallucination i made up in my head…
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7/11 Truther
@DaveMcNamee300011 May 2023
Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS! The little green guy who saves her is named Luigi.
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The urge to spend my tax money on one pretty and expensive rock is STRONG
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My mom telling me my dad went bald- :( Me- "Good, maybe he'll get skin cancer on his head and die." My mom- >:(
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Shelf@shelfcomedy30 Sep 2021
me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
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thalia@kelpheadjackson4 Apr 2023
percy jackson trending bc harry potter is getting a reboot yea nobody wants to see this shit
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm3 Apr 2023
A ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot is in the works at HBO. Each season of the series would be based on one of the 7 books. (Source: trib.al/u95fav4)
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Jalen
@jayjjalen4 Apr 2023
Reminder that Percy Jackson washes Harry Potter in every possible category.
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janno.@OGxJAN5 Mar 2023
These Mexican girls had a “dress like your dad” party and it’s silly as hell
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Dexerto
@Dexerto3 Feb 2023
Netflix has removed the new anti-password sharing rules from their website, stating they were posted as an error
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Being drunk with my music is the best decision I've made today
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Peach 🍑@Piles0fPeaches1 Feb 2023
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Nem!! ^^ 🍉@Nemertes_28 Jan 2023
"women being flat is unattractive" "big tits make anything look cheap" "she's too short" "she's too tall" "she's too big" "she's too skinny" "she's too muscular" just go date men then idk what to tell you dude
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My sis in law just told me that my grandpa on my dad's side just passed and I had to physically stop myself from saying "The world just became a better place" because FUCK THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY
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Sounds of torture and sounds of sex are very similar and I hate that I'm now realizing that
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(they/them)@1N1KO10 Jan 2023
I called my dad to tell him about being genderless and how I came to this conclusion about myself and he said “I am blessed to have children who’s existence stretches beyond this realm” and I just want to say that if a 60 year old Jamaican Rastafarian can get it, so can you
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