Drew

“A dog sleeps on his side, exposing his organs, when he feels safe. 

A husband sleeps on his side, protecting his organs from his wife’s elbow, when he snores on his back.” #sleeppeeps #sleeptwitter

Me: I plugged in your phone for you 
Wife: Aw, aren’t you a real Prince Charming
Me: I think you mean Prince CHARGing
Wife: I’ll cut you

@MTA at least once a week, the door leading to the south side stairwell from tracks 1 and 3 to the street at the Harlem 125th Street station is chained when the train arrives at 6:55. Any chance. Any chance someone can look into that? Thanks

Breaking myself of my lifeline habit of double-spacing after a period is REALLY difficult. #firstworldproblems

I'm at the point where, instead of recovering my password, I just search my email for the last time I did it.

*gets distracted* #ENFP

Want to make an ENFP's day? Refer to him or her as "quixotic". #ENFP

How Pluto must feel today i.imgur.com/7C2GfIF.gif

My nephew Benji is super excited to be rocking his Thanksgiving murse. instagram.com/p/v64mQrJtcV/

$30 for $65 Worth of Mexican Cuisine at Mexican Festival Restaurant. gr.pn/10YRkOu @NealsonMunn

Working my last day shift at the sleep lab. My co-workers are really nice people. @ Winthrop Sleep Center instagram.com/p/uQMVPvptSF/ – at Garden City, NY

Amiright? #andrewluck #willow #eagles #colts #PHIvsIND

"Health Law Has Caveat on Renewal of Coverage" good read @NealsonMunn feedly.com/e/PiOcV1Qb

Meatballs and Shiraz. #bachelor #dinner #paleo @ The Manor instagram.com/p/rIvQiUJtc2/ – at New York, NY

T-minus 50 hours...#godspell #outsetproductions #gotime @ Our Lady Of Mount Virgin Church instagram.com/p/qhug2yJtbd/ – at Middlesex, NJ

#fireworks #freedomtower #nyc #rooftop #independenceday @ The Salvation Army Greater New York Division instagram.com/p/qDUuXTJtdK/ – at New York, NY