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'Apollo 13 moments': Amid coronavirus crisis, doctors, inventors convert devices into ventilators latimes.com/world-nation/sto…
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A team of our specialists and medical students are reconfiguring hundreds of donated machines that are typically used at home for #SleepApnea and deploying them as ventilators to be used for severely ill patients who are hospitalized with #COVID19: bit.ly/2JBKkjF
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD!!!
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The Cleveland Browns teapawt.net/football_kelly/status/…
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yo they call me taciturn owl cos i don't give a hoot / my rhymes are long-winded and awkward to boot
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Also,if you just traded for a "franchise" QB don't you get him in front of your fans ASAP? Eagles barely sent out a tweet.Bigger play coming
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[Family Feud]
What's your answer?!
*whispers into microphone*
Please help me, I don't even know these people
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Positive:
LeSean McCoy rushed for over 6,000 yds past 5 yrs.
Negative:
Since 1970, RBs who total 6k in 5 yrs rush for ~3k over next 5 yrs.
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Welcome to the Dad Store.
"I'm lookin for socks & sandals."
Hi lookin for socks & sandals, I'm dad
"Oh I like this store."
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"That was embarrassing, humiliating, belittling, demeaning-"
SERIOUSLY THESAURUS I'LL EAT U
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*T-Rex stubs his toe*
OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M...
"Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"
SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.
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Christie & Romney will meet to overcome lingering awkwardness. Lingering Awkwardness was also Romney’s Secret Service codename. #fallonmono
Updating the board!
Eagles offseason already off to good start
Coughlin stays✔️
Garrett extension ✔️
Get a QB
Get a CB
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[White House]
Any ideas on how to defeat ISIS?
*Biden excitedly raises hand*
Besides assembling the Avengers.
*Biden dejectedly lowers hand*
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[at grocery store]
"a whole bag of 1ups cost $3.00!"
wife: those are just regular mushrooms
"I'm going to live forever like highlander"
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Wife: The zoo called
Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?
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ʇuǝɯʇuıoddɐsıp ɐ ןןıʇs ǝɹ,noʎ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝɹǝʍ noʎ ɥbnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ buıʇʇǝן ʇsnظ ˙pɐp ɹnoʎ s,ʇı 'ıɥ




















