🌈Pᴀɴᴅᴀᴘᴏᴏʟ.

How can I be “too much” AND “not enough”?

They gonna come for me cause I’m gonna say football.

I’ve said it once I’ll say it again! R A C I S M

Can you miss a child you never had? And not in the cases of death at the time of pregnancy but a child you know you wanted but never got. I love my kids but I wanted the little ballerina so bad.

No more than pineapple. Come at me!

Freakin’ autocorrect needs to check themselves before they wreck themselves.

I talk to my Alexa like she’s a human being who deserves respect cause when Skynet takes over I don’t wanna be the first to go.

Never never and I am here to warm you!!!! NEVER loook at ANYTHING and it up to you to find what it is.

The whole Bloody steak. Into the bin it goes.

I think Bluesky should use a bird logo. Cause I mean, birds fly but also the new twitter I guess.

Rewatching TVD and slowly remembering why I stop. I’m still gonna watch it cause I’m a button for punishment.

Umm excuse me, are we not gonna talk about that disgusting human who hit that little boy?! Not everything can be fixed patched. Like that boys trust.

I think my dogs are gay… and they’re not hiding it very well. Them:

Gotta love it when twitter sends you highlights from your own accounts. Like yeah, I know I said that cause I was there.

I haven’t had this much trouble sleeping in a very long time. Not like this anyway.

God supposedly created us not only in his image but we are all perfect in his eyes. Well, if he didn’t like gay people then why did they put a man’s pleasure button in their fart box? Also, wouldn’t that make the possibility of God being gay somewhat plausible?

Do a little jig. Lol no shame

Wait, do we get to see the eleventh doctor’s dinky winky?

They usually do

Fingers crossed.