Michael Tomb ⚰️ (@YOMTV) header
Michael Tomb ⚰️ (@YOMTV) profile picture

Filmmaker/writer/editor. New York by way of Philadelphia. That one spooky gay. He/him/idgaf.

Brooklyn
Joined April 2009
Happy Pride
37
1,355
171
11,413
960,179
I think about this bit of exchange actually daily
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
3
232
Me at the Boy Harsher show
1
9
219
🎶 Drink and jack off by myself, it’s Blue in Texas I can tell 🎶
141
Cannot stand silently by for this erasure of the GOAT, New York City’s own Force Tube Avenue
The strangest street name in each state
2
253
Michael Tomb ⚰️ retweeted
How tf are you supposed to cast spells with this thing
311
5,253
158
103,275
1,701,974
Despite my general distaste for the Flanagan ouevre, I mostly liked CARRIE. The trademark sentimentality plays better in his Stephen King adaptations, because there’s an underrated sentimentality to a lot of King’s work (vs. Shirley Jackson, the least sentimental writer ever)
1
4
211
The Crypt-Kicker Five is the new NEA Four
They're shelving my 16mm opus based on the Monster Mash due to its highly political bent
1
132
Me to the demons tempting and oppressing men into homosexuality and then leaving before the sex begins
4
284
Michael Tomb ⚰️ retweeted
Don't tell me Danceteria wasn't inspired by the Monster Mash, I can hear these lyrics in Madonna's voice, everybody get up and mash
banned from madonna fan forum for repeatedly suggesting there should be a monster mash version of danceteria
1
2
13
2,080
Now that I know that gay sex is more effective than the Rite of Exorcism, I’m gonna make one hell of a possession movie
My priest buddy tells me that, during exorcisms, the demons sometimes admit that after tempting & oppressing men into homosexuality, they often leave before the sex begins because the physical act of gay male sex is too disgusting for them.
7
44
2,463
Everyone always seems to forget that, by contemporary accounts, Stonewall in 1969 was a sleazy Mafia joint that no one actually liked that much
My most chud LGBTQ opinion is that it's not healthy for gay and lesbian nightlife to be too sex-segregated. Gay bar with no lesbians = racism and meth. Lesbian bar with no gays = no fun allowed ever. Stonewall was a mixed crowd and we are all better for it.
9
383
Warm Blood Cut To The Feeling Too Much Tiny Little Bows Store
what is everyone’s top 5 Carly Rae Jepsen songs
3
284
This is very rude to the film Tampopo
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
1
1
5
360
Michael Tomb ⚰️ retweeted
Imagine you come into work, try to help customers, and later realize they've racked up 500,000+ views on social media by "pranking" and harassing you and your coworkers. Workers across industries are dealing with this new reality because of Meta glasses.
New: Target staff "pranked" for social media; a comedian filmed mid-set; a Sprouts worker whose boss started wearing Meta glasses; a cashier worried customers are filming down her shirt. Meta glasses are in the workplace. Workers feel powerless to stop it. theverge.com/report/982414/m…
85
1,384
214
10,234
1,408,556
Tried to do the jobs list meme but I was at the character limit before I turned 25
1
187
Middle-Aged Sex and Death at Honcho Campout
1
12
520
Oh I’m a happy camper
Me showing up to Honcho Campout
1
98