manic pixie scream girl ♥️tweeting from the verge of sanity where the wifi's weak and the vibes are bleak ♥️
Joined January 2012
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hey do u have any stickers lying around that u are saving for a special occasion that never happens or do you stick them to something when you get them
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I am a grown woman. I can admit that I do not know what first base is. I don't even know how many bases there are. I am so tired.
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if u came here for thirst traps but all u got was me singing to my cat i'm not sorry instagram.com/reel/Db8zxdKsj…
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for the most part i carefully curate and rarely send the memes i send to my friends to one person but every once in awhile i see one and i get so excited i have to send it to everyone
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bottomless mimosas at my house today (i don't have an unlimited supply or juice i'm just drinking cheap prosecco alone without any pants on)
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i am making a shark dress and idk if u guys know how hard it is to draw 8 fucking fins on a shark
but i can not be anatomically incorrect here
who designed these guys i'm pissed
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i keep seeing dumb ass posts like "i've never regretted acting crazy only that i didn't act crazier" couldn't be me, act crazier so we can both regret
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i need to repot 2 of my plants that have roots growing OUTSIDE their 10" (i think) pots and i have no idea how to measure that ahhhh
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