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BREAKING: DocuSign says it may lay off up to 162,000 employees.
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As of Docusign's most recent 10-K filing, Docusign had 7,044 employees as of 1/31/2026, making it impossible to lay off 162,000 employees.
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If you require nothing from your kids & give them everything—they will give you MORE WORK AND THEIR ASS TO KISS. She is crying about the environment she created & continues to reinforce by cleaning up their mess
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He said he DIDN'T want to fight!!
Street corner, broad daylight. The guy in the tan shirt walks up on the other guy, who per the post had already told him he didn't want to fight. A few seconds later the tan shirt is crawling on the sidewalk and the other guy is walking away.
Some people hear "I don't want to fight" and think it means scared. Most of the time it means the opposite. The guy who's been in real fights is the last one who wants another one.
I'm raising two boys and this is one of those lessons I'd rather they learn from a video than from the sidewalk. When somebody tells you he doesn't want it, believe him and walk away. It's free.
Would I let my boys watch this? Maybe the first five seconds. Would I tell them to listen when a man says he doesn't want to fight? Every single time.
Did he get what he asked for, or should the other guy have just walked off?
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$25 when your greedy ass not only bring guests but take more to go before you even make a plate. I thought yall was soOoOoo rich what’s $25?
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I’m not mad at it🤷🏽♀️ I think everyone should contribute in some way, even if not financial. Hosting is A LOT. And many traditions die because the onus falls on one or a few. cc: family reunions
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Why would you not contribute money to your family member who is cooking for the entire family on Thanksgiving?!
Yall are bums.
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Dude ordered some 4s and FedEx driver swapped em out with his vans. This shit not funny but I’m weak as hell at the fact he put the paper inside the vans. 😭😭
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Cause groceries high af and ppl don’t show up with a damn thing but complaints and bad ass kids.
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That’s the problem. The kids became adults and still wanna show up empty handed like kids and want grannies and aunties to foot the bill on fixed incomes.
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CrazyTawn and Murda get into a drunken scrap in Pattaya, Thailand!
23 seconds in! You're welcome 😆
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I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
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We are NOT about to hold Plies to a higher standard than the PRESIDENT of the United States. Be fucking for real! 😂




































