Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny
Joined January 2011
- Tweets122K
- Following144
- Followers898
- Likes53.1K
Enjoying a new FIFA save with Sunderland. Put myself in a Man City style scenario and gave myself the punishment of relegation to League 2, 6 window transfer ban and the maximum points reduction of 20 to start the first season. Need to get the youth academy rocking.
1
22
Another day another Jeremy Vine video of him being an absolute wankspangle on a bike. Pretty sure now that he purposefully puts himself into these situations just for attention
If someone crosses the road with their back to you, and you politely ring your bell with no response, can you make a noise as you pass that says, “Take a little more care”?
It seems to go down very badly in some quarters.
2
60
Tried 3 runs of @Tape2Tape_Game today. 2 successes with the defence and violence squads along with a shameful failure losing 3-0 to the meatballs in act 1. Oh, and what have tentacles got to do with golf 🫣
34
Took my mam into Newcastle today for a few hours. She wanted to see Fenwick’s window which is themed as The Gruffalo for this Xmas. We also decided to use the metro rather than the bus which turned out to be a lot better.
3
48
The landmarks on the Sunderland one are pretty cool. Unfortunately none of them are in the correct location lol.
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 — 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗜 🏴
Different cities. Different colours. 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘂𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. ⚽❤️
#Liverpool #Sunderland #Coventry #Bournemouth #pascuvisuals
31
Was in Costa this morning and one of the workers announced they were holding a 2 minute remembrance silence. Everyone was happy to comply apart from 2 arseholes who thought it was far more important to carry on their conversation. Absolute wankers.
4
43
Wonder how many of the 30fps is unplayable crowd are happy to ignore it for GTA6. Surely they aren’t a bunch of hypocrites 🫣
1
2
260
Dave retweeted
Oooops, I should have said Penitentiary III
Episode 652 is now online wherever you get your podcasts, including our website.
#podcast #penitentiary
Anoche tuve una primera cita con una piba de Tinder. A los diez minutos de llegar a mi casa me mandó un texto diciendo que "no había sentido esa chispa que buscaba". Le contesté impecable, le deseé buena semana y di el tema por cerrado.
Tres minutos después me llega una notificación al celular que me dejó en shock...
117
Awful call in the Texas @ Mizzou game. Tigers player was still going forward when the ball was ripped out and the whistles also came after. Officials not wanting to admit they made an error and playing it safe to favour the home team.
58
And another of the AI scripted stories that the OP is claiming to be a something they actually experienced. Get in the fucking bin.
unavailable
37
This type of shite is getting far too common on this site. If everyone was like Pinocchio these accounts would be sitting with a nose about 20 foot long. Worse thing social media ever did was start and pay users for their posts.
Today, I did something I've never done in my life. I walked out of a job interview halfway through.
I've been unemployed for a while and actively looking for work. A few days ago, I was invited to interview for an administrative assistant position at a company I had applied to.
Before I went, my wife checked the company's employee reviews online. Some of what she found was concerning, and she advised me to be careful. I still decided to attend, because I wanted to form my own opinion rather than turn down an opportunity based on online reviews. My wife drove me there and waited outside.
......
1
41
What you will always see with Narinder is she will put her argument across and as soon as a counter argument comes in she will constantly talk over it so she doesn’t have to hear something she doesn’t like. Pretty much the same as most lefty’s who can’t handle the truth.
I usually avoid sharing anything with the headache-inducing Narinder Kaur in but @jakeberry replied with an important point about reparations.
Nigeria wants reparations but they were very active in capturing & selling slaves. They also profited from it.
41