yem-a-hontas✨

yall the very first picture was me BITING down🤢 but one frenectomy, gingivectomy, dislocated jaw, & 3 years of braces later, I am finally thriving🤸🏾‍♀️ but im posting this just to say make sure you invest in yourself & FUCK EVERYONE WHO CALLED ME MICHAEL STRAHAN GROWING UP😂

i’m glad i can always count on twitter to confirm if there was an earthquake or not lmaoo

i am cryinnnnnnnn😂😭😂

nahhhh somebody had to have paid maher to sabotage the game. because 4 IN A ROW?!! ain’t no wayyyyyyy.

as a kicker, missing all 3 of your field goals is INSANE. it’s literally your only job😭

i just feel like we’re too young to have experienced THIS many deaths. especially such sweet souls. rip anthony🕊

i’m usually the type of person to fill up my gas tank after it’s been on E for a day or two but now I fill back up at like half a tank. because gas really said today’s price will not be tomorrow’s🥴

you know how people are always like “it’s a new year i’m gonna let God handle things” yeahhhh no i tried that my whole life, i think 2022 is the year i’m gonna start cussing people tf out😂

this is the least christmas-y christmas.

how are you supposed to live in california comfortably without selling your soul or something? because this shit is ridiculous.

once it gets dark outside i have no desire to do anything else with my day.

naturally waking up an hour earlier than i need to because my body hasn’t adjusted to the time change<<<<

miss summer marjani walker done did it again

nothing pisses me off more than when im sitting in traffic and then it just clears up out of nowhere with no accident or nothing because like WHAT TF WAS THE REASON?!?!!