I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs / His Royal Avocadolence /Cheers and Beers
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass
" Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e "
😂 😂 😂
#AfricanMumChallenge
Archie K retweeted
As a student of Sociology who has spent his time studying human behavior. DP Ruto presidency which I hope never happens will be Lethal than Moi's. You should pay attention on how he responds to criticism, how he acts when angry, how he lies in plain sight etc. Itakuwa mazishi.
When it comes to vehicles and stuff, Uganda may have the toys. For two reasons. The tax regime is not harsh as Kenya's and two, the 8 year rule doesn't apply to them.
Archie K retweeted
Imagine instablog carrying this post and the friend gets to see it. 😔😔😔
Circa 2013, I lost my mom fresh out of secondary school. I had to work as a bus conductor to earn daily pay as my siblings were quite young and in school.
On one of my outings, an ex-classmate of mine..
Archie K retweeted
Nikiwa highschool in form 2 nilishikwa na infection for the very first time in my life. Nkaenda kwa school nurse akanipea hzo dawa za kuinsert nkamwambia mm siwezijiweka coz I was literally afraid, like how? Huyo mama aliniangalia kwa macho akaniuliza kama hyo dawa ni kubwa
Archie K retweeted
kushinda kitu huniingia, and mind you I was still a virgin. I didn't take those meds. Went to my maths teacher akanibuyia za kumeza. Highschool nurses are also some of the ppl we need to call out. They also give you panadol for every sickness and won't allow you to go home.
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I slept off at my guy’s apartment last night and he didn’t wake me up to go home. I asked him why this morning and he said he grew up in a household that do not wake people up when they’re sleeping unless it’s an emergency. I didn’t know this was a thing.🤣🤣
Archie K retweeted
No shade I can tell a lot of y’all parents was teenagers when they had you. But as the child of boomers, and the grandchild of the silent generation… if you weren’t directly putting money in somebody’s hand (which I can say, I did not see a lot of) you was going to the store and showing up at grandma’s house with the groceries/supplies that she or someone else asked you to bring. OR you were contributing to the meal and showing up with a couple pans of what you made. My dad has like 7 brothers and sisters, and his mama had like 12. We’re black Californians by way of Louisiana, and no one ever expected my grandmother to foot the entire bill and cook an entire Thanksgiving meal for that many niggas, please.
