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Yoni Brande

@YoniAstro

exoplanet weatherman, phd

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Joined December 2018
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I think everyone needs to be kinder to themselves and others
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relatedly, I will be logging off
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double dog dinner
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(happy cookout weekend it's 50 and rainy here)
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running on 24 hours awake and no sleep for shavuos and I just made an incredible tactical decision to save my vegan tehina rice krispy treats from complete and utter catastrophe
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I was analogizing this whole thing to having observing shifts but I think I'm actually less fucked up than I usually am post observing
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yeah I don't think she's the problem
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if this lady wasn't part of the idiotic 90% she would also get a masters degree probably
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זיל גמור
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Nina 🐈‍⬛ (@vespertinevoid) profile pictureNina 🐈‍⬛@vespertinevoidMay 20
I wish there was a popular religion that celebrates people enjoying life, eating delicious food (and believing that's a human right for everyone), relaxing, appreciating art, having pleasurable sex if they wish, *avoiding* pain & suffering as much as possible instead of this
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grok is bad at interpreting talmudic aramaic lmao
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never turn your back on a folk punk
NotaBot (@_NotA_Bot_) profile pictureNotaBot@_NotA_Bot_May 18
When they say mandolins are dangerous, they aren’t joking around
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i did this once and my friend took me out back behind scarr's and shot me
Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) profile pictureDesus MF Nice💯
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pronouncing lirr like "lurr" is wild
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very good espresso tonic and morning bun (mega cardamom) at pluma by union market thanks to @leylaaa31 for the rec and also for saying hi lmfao
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it has never been easier to have separate families at each end of the NEC
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I should've pre-bought 4 nats dogs with how long all the lines were lmao the "get a snack every three innings" strategy failed spectacularly
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papped by @bigyeehawbitch
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bringing the long lens to the nats game to get candids of the puppy from my seat in the nosebleeds
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the knuckle mnemonic works except for when you have to work out 29/30 day lunar months because everything goes right out the window once you hit cheshvan
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okay I get the hype about it
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unrelated why is foie gras such a hot button issue for the DC municipal election
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