They really gave us another chance to buy the original crypto meme under $8 million market cap? You best believe we're gonna take it. Thanks! solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump 🍑

I am once again reminding the homies that $Buttcoin under $0.01 is a generational opportunity. $Buttcoin only needs two things: 1) Bitcoin to exist. 2) A bull market. Buy a Buttload™️ and forget you own it. Log off and return to generational wealth. Generational bottom. 🍑

Bear market? What bear market? Pick a timeframe, any timeframe... 🪄✨ $Buttcoin is the most comfortable hold in the entire market. It is the oldest and greatest crypto meme of all time, and this relative strength is a flex of that truth. $Buttcoin & Chill. 🍑

solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump is a generational wealth creation event, sitting at cheap entry level prices while still in its infancy right now. Here is a static screenshot of the current price using the new X ticker tool. This is the price you could buy Buttcoin at today. I will also include the actual ticker, so as this tweet ages we can see just how cheap and generational this entry really was at the time of this post. Gonna be a ton of fun to revisit this post down the line. Current entry price to be a Buttcoiner: $0.0165 ($16.5M)

What makes solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump so special is that it is: 1) The first memecoin ever created 2) A parody of Bitcoin itself 3) The perfect memetic beta to Bitcoin What more? It's also the perfect hedge to $BTC. Bitcoin down? Buttcoin up! Haha funny. TLDR: Bitcoin down, Buttcoin up. Bitcoin up, Buttcoin up! 🍑🆙

solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump 🚂💨 Choo Choo MFers!

Last call as the $Buttcoin train leaves the station! 🚂💨

Absolutely cannot fathom having zero solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump right now.

Just did it again.. And about to do it again. Cue more of the "Troll whales are loading up on Buttcoin" tweets. solana:5UUH9RTDiSpq6HKS6bp4NdU9PNJpXRXuiw6ShBTBhgH2 & solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump Never been comfier in a meme barbell. Can't get enough of these two. Batman & Robin. Generational forever memes. Fun times ahead! 🧌❤️🍑

And in a blink... Half a year of disgusting sideways chop and bleed to zero erased in one single day. The real fun hasn't even begun. $TROLL is the greatest and most iconic internet meme of all time, and in time it will have the market cap to match it.

Have loaded more $Buttcoin multiple times over the past few weeks and even more these past few days. This is a bag that can never get too big. No amount is enough. Every single time, I was buying the bottom. Every time anyone buys $Buttcoin, they are buying THE bottom. 🍑🐐

Checking back in at new All Time High, as promised. 🫡 Took less than a week. Can't believe they let me get away with this. Imagine selling me your $Buttcoin under $4 million. Check back in at $50M. Off we go on the road to 💯🛣 Hold onto your butts! 🍑

In other words..... $Buttcoin

Look at that beautiful $Buttcoin close. 🍑🤤 ✅ Daily Bullish Engulfing ✅ Close above 10 & 20 MA's ✅ Close above Top Range Feels like the real fun is about to start.

I have accumulated a BUTTLOAD of $Buttcoin in this range. While new runners spawn and new metas drive rotation, we take the opportunity to stack the best coins at deep value. $Buttcoin feels like the next easy home run bag. Will check back in at new All Time High. 🫡🍑

I generally try to keep a positive vibe, help friends & family, and if anyone ever listens on here maybe steer them the right way. In this instance, I'll be harsh... If you are screaming with glee about $ASTER pulling back (and not because you are buying more), calling for its demise towards zero, or god forbid dumb enough to short it... This game isn't for you. I seriously cannot believe what I'm reading on the timeline. People ACTUALLY think $ASTER flamed out just a couple weeks into its journey as the top DEX in crypto and are rooting for it to fail while turning attention to their other horrible picks that they will continue to lose money on. But I also ground myself and remain thankful knowing that these imbeciles actually exist. It is a necessity and guarantee in any market, and they are the reason we can all get rich. I've been in crypto a long time, much longer than this Twitter account and much much longer than most on here. I've seen a lot. I've had success and live life on my own terms. I don't need to take risk or do anything I do not want to. But $ASTER from day one may be the best opportunity I've ever seen in crypto (since $BNB) and I have positioned accordingly. On this dip, witnessing the braindead sheep grave dancing over $ASTER's first healthy correction has confirmed what I already have known since inception. I have no doubts. I have longed my longs. When good looking plays come along, I often stay cautious if it seems too easy and there is crowded consensus on the trade. But despite $ASTER being the easiest, most obvious gift the Crypto Gods (or Crypto God himself @cz_binance) have given us in YEARS, the sentiment I'm seeing is shockingly negative. And I LOVE it. Surely, a lot of it is Hyperliquid cope. Much of it may be sidelinooorrrs that are simply jealous of the early entries and feel they missed the trade. There will always be tribal CZ & Binance haters and of course people who just didn't have the ammo to play it or missed the initial burst into the spotlight. I truly feel sorry for these people and what they will miss out on. The thing is, they can still click the button today and right all wrongs, but something in them won't let them. It is that specific flaw a person must correct in themself to be successful in this game. You must allow yourself the ability to remove all emotion or previous bias and make the right choice. Instead they choose to keep themself down and remain a loser. The good news is anyone has the power to change that in a single moment. One click, and you defeat your demons and become a winner. On today, the first day of Uptober 2025, everyone has the opportunity. Reward your future self and make the choice to click the green button on $ASTER and you shall forever be your new self. A winner. An emotionally intelligent, grounded, logical intellectual capable of defeating your demons, correcting your flaws, and earning success. Open your mind to the possibility. Love yourself. Allow yourself to grow, act & win. Click the green button. $ASTER

$ASTER & $TROLL Extremely comfy in this barbell of the top utility coin and top meme coin. FUD is temporary. Market swings are part of the game. The only thing that changes with price is perception & emotion- and only if you let it. Fundamentals are forever. My bags are the best bags. It will be obvious to all soon.

$TROLL coming to @coinbase! The biggest, oldest, most iconic OG meme of all-time is coming to the biggest, oldest, most iconic OG exchange that brought crypto to the mainstream. Normie Central™️ is getting access to the 🐐 meme just before retail floods into crypto for the peak of this bull cycle. BUCKLE. 🆙