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Woke Bar
Joined January 2016
It’s nice of the Firstname “Nickname” Lastname accounts to give such an easy identifier that you’re about to read the stupidest shit you’ve ever seen
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Does the mini diamond function like the mini wheel from Wheel of Fortune?
BREAKING: Southern Miss releases announcement of SIGNIFICANT renovation to Pete Taylor Park. Here’s some new look images:
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Georgia Southern is the only school immune from the Poop Curse, because they themselves are already pieces of shit.
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The difference between JMU fans and Georgia Southern fans is that when App State fans throw snowballs at JMU fans, they threaten to sue. When App State fans throw snowballs at Georgia Southern fans, they throw snowballs back at us and eventually a cop falls down a hill.
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Satt ❤️‍🔥 Jerry ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Scott Satterfield has a really cool story about his mentor Jerry Moore. Moore, who is 87, is a former Texas Tech HC and longtime Appalachian State HC. He drove from Boone, NC to watch the Bearcats take down Texas Tech, who fired him in 1985.
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This tweet sponsored by the @BooneNCChamber
What a beautiful day in Boone after last nights win to grab a drink downtown
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DJ Smith has been saving our ass since 2007 btw.
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This is also stupid
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Our white pants look fucking stupid
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Why not use one of the rolls of purple and yellow toilet paper you bring to every game.
gotta get my hands on one, need something to wipe my ass with
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Calling this combo the Tighty Whities
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If JMU fans ever seem insecure, just remember: It’s not a napoleon complex, it’s a James Madison complex.
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𝙁𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙𝙪𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ⚫️ App State vs. ECU 🟡 Sept. 1, 2029 ⚫️ Charlotte, NC 🟡 BoA Stadium 📰 goapp.st/ECU2029 #GoApp
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JMU twitter “banter”
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Never, under any circumstances: •Ask a woman her weight •Ask a man his salary •Ask JMU where the other side of their stadium is
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Winning when you host College Gameday isn’t for everyone.
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College football is saved now that the 8th place SEC team will have a path to a National Championship.
Breaking: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, sources tell @PeteThamel. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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Legends Lot at $500: “give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to tailgate free”
$250 a game for parking is fucking crazy. TBD if I am crazy and will keep doing that
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The downfall of App football is directly correlated with the loss of these from Kidd Brewer concessions.
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