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Japanese corporations do NOT play around when it comes to disclaimers. Take the e-amusement Terms of Service, for example. Article 10, translated into human language: “We can shut the service down whenever we want. Your data might disappear. You agreed to this. Good luck.” And yes, technically every user agrees to these terms. 😂 But wait, Article 13 has more: “Also, don’t expect the service to be available 24/7. If it goes down and you lose something because of it, that’s not our problem.” Absolutely ruthless. 💀 Then I found Article 11 also basically says: “Look, current information technology can’t completely eliminate the risk of data leaks. You know that, right? Good. Moving on.” Reading this in 2026 is honestly hilarious. 😂 AI is evolving at an absurd pace, cybersecurity incidents are everywhere, and meanwhile KONAMI’s lawyers are basically sitting there like: “See? That’s why we put it in the Terms.” 😎 You have to respect the foresight.😂 *This is from the Japanese version of the Terms of Service, so the wording and nuances may differ in the international versions. p.eagate.573.jp/gate/agree/a…