Oompa Loompa Enthusiast

I love tweeting cringe unironically

The 30's are seen as the period when a man defines how his future is gonna be like. It's when ppl rly start blowin their flame onto the embers. Almost every1 has 0 idea wtf they're doing in their 20s. But the ones blowing on those embers at that age are monsters. Be a monster

It's a sad day to rain. Rip Akira Toriyama

Turbulence in the stomach leads to destruction in the bowl The only remedy? Close your eyes and pray for better days and stop eating eggs you're allergic But ramen with eggs is too good, I'll just pray instead

Can someone buy me a new ballsack I hear updated models come with wifi built-in

When the bidet has just under the right amount of pressure so instead of scratching that itch it just tickles and makes it worse so you sit there squirming like "kyaaa (｡>﹏<｡) stop it already bidet-kun"

She's playing checkers but I'm playing chess (I am very bad at chess)

If you ever post yourself crying I hope things get worse for you