professional menace, amateur trash enthusiast, misunderstood by society || probably stealing your lunch. 馃惥 馃尩 cover photo by @AnnaM99878890

Joined December 2023
hello i am a coyote. i have no idea what i'm doing either. #coyote #wildlife
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Calling on the whole #animaltwt Send selfie pic rq 馃
Use this tweet as an excuse to post a selfie.
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S*x through WiFi @imastraydogbow
-螖蔚谓 蔚委渭伪喂 喂未喂伪委蟿蔚蟻伪 蠄畏位萎, 伪位位维 胃苇位蠅 谓伪 未慰蠀位苇蠄蔚喂 伪蠀蟿萎 畏 蟽蠂苇蟽畏 渭蔚蟿伪尉蠉 渭伪蟼 魏喂 伪蟼 蔚委蟽伪喂 蠄畏位蠈蟼 -螞蔚蟺蟿慰渭苇蟻蔚喂蔚蟼, 伪谓 蔚喂谓伪喂 未蠀谓伪蟿蠈谓 谓伪 蟽魏蔚蠁蟿蠈渭伪蟽蟿蔚 蟿慰 渭蟺蠈喂 蟽蟿慰谓 苇蟻蠅蟿伪
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That dopamine rush when I see a new follower I Love this app
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Mine don't even take off 馃馃馃
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Good morning! I need vacation.
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Now the million dollar question Coyote or wolves Which is better ?
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"Bruh.....I'm a confused coyote" 馃
Someone tells you "you're weird". How do you reply?
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Yknow you humans could feed me dog treats too right ?
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馃毃馃惡 COYOTE GOSSIP! Microsoft is offering buyouts to ~60,000 workers as it cuts costs and doubles down on AI. 馃 Xbox, Windows, Copilot and finance are affected, while some teams are excluded. Is AI reshaping Big Tech jobs? 馃憖 You heard it from the pack first 馃惡馃
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I'm still lost btw
I think I'm lost
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Ohhh so it easy an energy booster 馃
Breaking News: Humans have fired 4 tranquillised shots. 1. Direct hit on @BearInCrisis_ butt. 2. Hit on @Bisontwting butt as well 3. Tail of @bigd7agon 4. @YoteBehavior inside mouth, he thought its energy booster 馃ぃ
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That was a long nap
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I think I'm lost
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Awoooooo Goodnight frens #animaltwt
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Ofc I can't drive Karen what do you take me for ? A human ?
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Coyote retweeted
RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY
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Sticks and stones Sticks and stones
twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
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A rather interesting question
does catnip work on lions?
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I think for Halloween I'll dress up as a wolf
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I and Roadrunner when the camera are down
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