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@YouOnlyLukeOnce

The last two percent is the hardest to get. That's why they leave it in the milk. My opinions are my own. 31. He/Him

 Atlanta, GA
Joined January 2010
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Replying to @aluminum_ABBs
@aluminum_ABBs I am a ghost in foreign postal codes losing faith in what brings you hope.
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YEESH
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Mark Madden (@MarkMaddenX) profile pictureMark Madden
@MarkMaddenXOct 28
Yikes. Not a lot wrong here. sfgate.com/sports/article/pa…
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SFGATE's Drew Magary weighs in on inescapable ESPN personality Pat McAfee.

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Lmao that first highlight of Kraft was a clear hold and Herbie was like "great play"
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Reminder that Josh Jacobs is a bitch and beats his girlfriend and shouldn’t even be playing
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josh jacobs is disgusting
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How the hell can you leave the game in an ambulance and be allowed to still play?
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Fuck Josh Jacobs
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why are we showing the Freeman he did what catch?
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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WE FORCED GAME 7
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Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) profile picturePatrick Stewart
@SirPatStewOct 29
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Ggs Valkyries. Angel hit the 3. Is over
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Now they wanna act like they care about the law😒
Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) profile pictureKansas City Chiefs
@ChiefsOct 29
Stay safe and put your phone down while driving 🤝 @saveMOlives
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His 16 sexual misconduct allegations were also 2nd in the NFL trailing only Deshaun Watson
Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) profile pictureJosh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 28
Harrison Butker’s 15 missed kicks are most in NFL from 2025-26 Justin Tucker’s 16 missed kicks in 2023-24 were tied for second most in NFL
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Fans: "Chiefs need an offensive threat" Veach: "To women?"
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Chiefs bringing in Justin Tucker to replace Harrison Butker
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How it felt watching Harrison Smith win the game with his 40th career interception🥲
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Sonic and all Characters (@SAAC_News) profile pictureSonic and all Characters
@SAAC_NewsOct 27
Get ready to feel the might of Super Sonic himself! A 35th Anniversary Chaos Emeralds Set has been added to SEGA Shop. The items are crafted from brilliant artificial crystal glass, and each emerald rests on its own color-plated brass stand inside a decorative gift box finished with a gold-stamped Sonic logo. Other features: - Emerald Size: 2.5 cm each - Emeralds arrive shrink-wrapped inside the box - SEGA warns that actual colors may differ compared to your display’s color calibration - Available for pre-order at $59.99 #SonicNews
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Carlie@car724Oct 27
Literally Hartsfield-Jackson but apparently it’s “confusing”
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If you can’t navigate Hartsfield-Jackson I just assume you can’t read or follow simple directions
TNS | Tent (@Tento4_) profile pictureTNS | Tent@Tento4_Oct 27
Airport Tierlist My word is law
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