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I joined Twitter because I have nothing to say.

Planet of the Apes
Joined August 2018
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I'm a genius and any sane society would be tossing cash & women at me.
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Replying to @folop16
Philosophy is dumb it’s just niggas thinkin about shit
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It's so funny when people declare themselves smart. Why do you need to do that, Einstein.
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Little guys lined up
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The Disney corporation doesn't get enough praise for destroying the Star Wars IP and salting the earth, forever freeing us from the need to center it in the discourse.
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There is a self service car wash by me with the slogan "Get it wet and sucked hard".
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Starting a service where I run an account to role play as your Twitter child, then tragically die. After a heartrending post about grief, you capitalize on the views by promoting your supplement company
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I've fought, bled and died for this neo nazi group more than anyone else and we all know that.
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I'm a prime candidate place on X according to risk factor.
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Seeing a lot of you freak out about this, but honestly the government unceremoniously chucking your executed corpse into a mass grave is a close to an honorable death as you're going to get.
US Army practices digging temporary battlefield graves "Phase II of Operation Dragon Covenant challenged troops to test and validate temporary burial operations and remains preservation at a large scale" "engineers, preventative medicine teams, chaplains and fatality management specialists prepared for mass temporary interment not used on a large scale since the Korean War" ""The Pentagon’s FORTRESS initiative would require every major US military installation to operate on its own for at least 90 days, with independent power, water, fuel and communications...FORTRESS also calls for supplies of ammunition, fuel, minerals, electronics, spare parts and medical supplies" defensenews.com/land/2026/10…
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we should breed male jugglers and female jugglers over and over until they produce 3 armed humans
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