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“ Grrrrreetings and Salutations, my foul sinners! I hope you all have a terrible day! May the acid rain boil your skin and char your very soul. Stay tuned for many more broadcasts in the near future! “

No thank you !

Your whole existence ! That's what!

Oh but you are ! The biggest bitch to ever exist

" Ahaha, so glad to hear that my reputation still shines " An amused, distorted smile twitches " I shall be sure to keep you up to date " Giving a little bow of his head

" And who's to say that's what I'm after? Nonono, i just wish for chaos "

" Mhmm. Of couuuurse not You certainly do not reek of those artificial smells You are aware they never use real fragrance notes in body spray, correct? "

" Which is precisely what I could do to you too ! So, hop in, loser "

" So you mean to say that you don't have the constant smell of apples and strawberries? "

And why ever not? Do you not trust me? Hm? Haha I'm sure anywhere would suffice as a place to conduct such investigations, we can just overtake a building The Hotel, would not work, unfortunately My business partner would not approve

You do ! One doth protest too much, old pal. You truly are a little bitch

" It would be much better if you did "

I can assist in the capturing if you would like I like enjoy seeing the torturous effects of chlorine to the body

" Once again, I see no issue in my fragrance. You, however, the smell of artificial fruits is an assault on the nose "

Chlorine: The poor man's holy water

" And what would the point be in that? I see no benefit But, how about /you/ douse yourself in chlorine? "