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我是Eva

@YoureNotEva

🥨 Senior Director of Snaccquisition and... I run a bit?

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Joined September 2019
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“She's smol, energetic, loves nature, always on the move, always eating, but somehow always hungry. She's a hummingbird ❤”
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sisyphus prolly cheeked tf up walking on that incline everyday
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i think its stupid that @Chase offers 5% cashback this qtr on GAS STATIONS and EV CHARGING but not for transpo systems. reloading @BayAreaClipper card and choosing public transit over driving should be rewarded nahmsayn
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Bill Nye on motor vehicles in 1995
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K I don’t wanna sound like a snob or a brat or like ??? but REALLY, @ everyone I work with, especially those who are white: • THERE, THEIR, and THEY’RE • HERE and HEAR • INSURE and ENSURE • SINCE and SENSE are you guys DUMB 🤨🧐🤔🤯
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I've always needed to be a path.
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my off
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numble@numble2 Jun 2023
LA Metro video advertising opening of Regional Connector. youtube.com/watch?v=eqGH4NP6…
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why ppl gotta hate on bart pls chill
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Remind me again why automakers are allowed to sell cars that go 156 mph straight out of the factory?
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@WOODTV27 Feb 2023
A 33-year-old Owosso man was pulled over while going 156 mph in Lansing on Sunday. woodtv.com/news/nexstar-medi…
Driver pulled over in Michigan while going 156 mph, police say

Driver pulled over in Michigan while going 156 mph, police say

A 33-year-old man was pulled over while going 156 mph in Lansing on Sunday, according to the Michigan State Police.

woodtv.com
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7 Stoic lessons from Marcus Aurelius: 1. Be tolerant with others and strict with yourself 2. Don't be afraid to ask for help 3. Anger is the opposite of strength 4. No one can make you upset—you choose to be 5. The obstacle is the way 6. Helping others helps you 7. Memento mori
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever talked to somebody who feels like warm sunlight on your skin
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How this December’s marathon looks, a thread:
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unrelated to CIM but i was the first womens 10k finisher yesterday 🙃 and PRed with a 39:24 on a hilly berkeley course 🙃
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Had my first flop yesterday!!! Intended to run 20mi but instead ran 9 amazing miles, 2 decent miles, mostly walked the next 6, and then jogged the last to make 18mi. Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️ live and learn
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@SFBART18 Nov 2022
Berkeley BART stations: 3 Palo Alto BART stations: 0 Public transit 🤜🤛 public universities Go Bears
Caltrain (@Caltrain) profile pictureCaltrain@Caltrain18 Nov 2022
Hey @StanfordFball @Stanford it may not be a home game this weekend, but that doesn’t stop us from saying #BeatCal! ♥️
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gotta love that 4:30pm project call that needs a quote by tonight or tmr 9am at the latest hi twitter havent seen u in a while
Can’t tell if I’m suddenly depressed or it’s just dark out before 5pm
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