Z_Robb

OOTD pt2. Your mom still saw it first

It’s October 2nd did anyone wake that Green Day guy up yet?

My bad yall I fell asleep

I'm surprised I'm not pregnant with how often life has been fucking me

Guess who's blind ass mixed these two up today

Good morning to all the alt and goth girls 😍 And to all the other girls, too. good morning or whatever

Love at first sight is a very real thing. It's happened to me at least 5 times already this week

I don't care how you serve cunt, I just wanna know if you held the door open for someone today

Me to life: Damn baby are you a Kit Kat bar? Cuz give me break

Get you a man who looks at you the way Aragorn looks at Gandalf when he sees him cresting over the hill to the east with the Riders of Rohan on the dawn of the fifth day

Brain y u keep me up?

Sempiternal might be the greatest album of all time. That is all. Thank you for hearing me out

I love women

Walked by 2 older women and gave them a polite smile and as I was passing by I heard one of them go "mmm MMMM" and the other go "mmmhhhmm" and I will be riding this high for the rest of the year

Tell him happy birthday rn or else

Astrology people wtf is going on with the planets or whatever cuz shit fucking sucks lately

Felt cute, might go rap battle in a basement later

How close I am to quitting my job, moving to Oklahoma and doing whatever the fuck it is they do in Oklahoma

I got on my phone to quickly check tomorrow's weather before I went to bed. Its now 3 hours later and I've been all over the internet and still havent checked the weather. ADD is fucking wild

To whoever needs to hear it today: you're cute. And if you didn't need to hear it, check your fucking ego you disgusting piece of shit