@ZachSimple

5th best movie reviewer of all time. You reach I teach

Joined April 2017
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@mbapoxSep 8
17 years ago today, one of the greatest pieces of fiction began.
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when your bro genuinely asks you to pay for his $10 meal (you alr owe him $50)
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Okeanix@Okeanix1May 13
The Boys Season 5 is one of the worst final seasons in TV history. A whole bunch of nothing happens throughout the entire final season.
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nio@Nioxist6 Feb 2022
Zach never understood where each letter goes so he just put his switches in randomly LMFAOO
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radon@lolRadonApr 8
Riot Games can we get somebody who plays Ekko on the balance team? I'm ready to pick cotton for my champion to get his damage back 🙏 Thanks for raping the champion i love
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𓄧@omnitrace_Apr 6
figured i’d jump on here and share this cause it wouldn’t hurt. not really the type to put my personal business out there but been going through a lot with my pops and anything helps as it stands. share if you can. thank you love you all 🖤 gofund.me/8350be7b9

Donate to Helping Dad Through His Cancer Battle, organized by Jenna Medlin

As many of you may not know, my dad was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer. Th… Jenna Medlin needs your support for Helping Dad Through His Cancer Battle

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@_dxllz7Feb 12
How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run.
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How the worst day in 2016 genuinely felt:
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@europemaxxedJan 14
How 2016 felt:
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Stranger Things fans seeing no episode 9 and realizing their theories were wrong and the Duffer brothers were just bad writers
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@DiscussingFilmJan 8
Netflix just crashed after many fans expected a secret final episode of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ was releasing
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2025 wrapped: valentines: 0 kisses: 0 body count: 0 she lowk bad: 2841 What a great run
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i just burst into tears because of this video
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Souljaboy and xQc in the same lobby was the content I never knew I needed in life LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ؘ@hyeudini2 Dec 2025
no song should be compared to this masterpiece
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The move is so satisfying
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To celebrate the first Gwen skin in forever, I'm giving away 10x Rain Shepard Gwen skins (NA AND EUW ONLY)! RT + FOLLOW + TAG A FRIEND OR NICKICH TO ENTER! Winners picked 48 hours from now, 11/21/25!
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Life peaked when Casey Frey ran the web.
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alex@AHudd_18 Oct 2025
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