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Zach Kelly

@ZachWKelly

Bylines at @Pitchfork, @RollingStone, @Billboard, @Stereogum, @PaperMag, @SPINmagazine, etc. Ezra and Rowan’s dad. Teaches journalism @ a state school

 State College, PA
Joined March 2009
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America's greatest living culture writer in conversation with @therealdaughn, nbd
MG (@meaghan_garvey) profile pictureMG@meaghan_garveyMay 8
we have a special guest for SCSG 90 — Mr. Daughn Gibson (@therealdaughn), road dog and lonesome troubadour, whose great new album 'Lake Mary not mysterious' is out today for your listening pleasure after a 10-year hiatus.
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They should invent cough drops that don’t reveal tiny razor blades in their architecture as they dissolve
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Buckle up because you’re going to be told to buckle up an awful lot
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Original Robert Mapplethorpe “Marquee Moon” cover photograph @RichardLloyd206 #TomVerlaine
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Nudy
🇵🇸Mr. lil harlow & the big steppers⛷️ (@Nore_MCC) profile picture🇵🇸Mr. lil harlow & the big steppers⛷️
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There is not a single rapper who has had a better run than Earl in the last 10 years
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LMAOOOOOO
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
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Breaking News: Secretary of State Marco Rubio had warned Trump officials that Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was entangled with a Chinese spy, multiple people briefed on the matter said. nyti.ms/3WxpvPd
Rubio Warned Officials About Nvidia Chief’s Entanglement With Chinese Spy

Rubio Warned Officials About Nvidia Chief’s Entanglement With Chinese Spy

The secretary of state’s role in drafting a secret memo highlights how top officials were concerned by this past spring about Jensen Huang’s relationship with a woman tied to Chinese intelligence.

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Every single time, you can’t let a nerd near it
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Spice Bear@TheSpiceBear17h
Think about how unnatural & weird the modern concert experience is. You can't tell me that existed 100 years ago. Concerts are a way for desk job tax cattle to feign having a community & a soul
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Chris Hayes
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It quite literally might be the singlest funniest thing that has ever happened in politics, ever.
Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile pictureZack Bornstein@ZackBornstein8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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But it was an epic vulgar roast
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
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Shame, shame, shame on Chappelle
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Grift’s up
Katie Miller (@KatieMiller) profile pictureKatie Miller
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I make every decision based on what’s best for my children and our family. With @StephenM taking on this new role for President Trump, I’ve decided to stop recording new podcast episodes. Nothing is more important than raising our four kids. While I’ve loved the podcast, the time commitment is too great and now is the time to step away. I’ll be cheering President Trump and his team on from outside the administration. I will be airing the two previously taped episodes.
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Jeet Heer
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A 13 point victory is a generational event. If you are younger than 70 you have never as an adult seen an election like this.
Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) profile pictureDave Wasserman
@RedistrictNov 7
New @CookPolitical: with more than 114 million votes counted, Dems' national lead in the House vote is up to 12.9 points. cookpolitical.com/vote-track…
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white ppl was in their BAG when they came up w “no way Jose”
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If you go to a Strokes show now do they play like that all night
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy) profile picture🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboyNov 8
very funny Elizabeth Holmes’s dad was an Enron guy. like the family is just genetically predisposed to fraud
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Is that in the movie? Because I’ve heard about everything else that’s in that movie
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The kind of impersonation that has only flashes of that “wow” mimicry but has its own tics and near-catchphrases that make it a new character entirely, great stuff
Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) profile pictureSaturday Night Live
@nbcsnlNov 8
Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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Guy has the juice. I tune in occasionally and it seems pretty dire, which I can’t understand because there are like four or five of the young people who are clearly really good
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Did the double-reverse SuperCoup happen
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Thomas White@len0killerNov 8
(Showing movie to a woman ) They actually used a technique for this part
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SNL at a point where I’m suffering from secondhand embarrassment via Druski
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