@Zack4Birds

I’m tired of fucking creating new accounts so I’ll stop saying Fuck Israel and Fuck America, even though I’m right every time.

Joined July 2026
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar1h
Trump: "I started by looking at his ass and it was strong as hell"
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John Buccigross sexually harassed his coworker. On top of that, he’s not even good at his job. We’re being forced to watch a terrible broadcaster and person so ESPN can try and trot him out as Hockey McAfee for the 8th straight year
hay 🦈@haIeymontana22h
now why the hell is a national broadcaster wearing the swuit from new girl
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Yeah we probably shoulda traded him before the extension.
NBC Sports Philadelphia
@NBCSPhilly2h
Jalen Carter had some eye-opening quotes during his media availability on Wednesday after Eagles practice 😳
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People revere him the way they should view Jordan Davis who is legitimately one of the best people I’ve ever met. And I’ve met them both.
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Fuck the fucking Phillies man
Front Office Sports
@FOS52m
Top 10 midterm election donors among MLB owners. frontofficesports.com/articl…
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How are you more conservative than the FUCKING ATLANTA BRAVES?!?
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They can have this win tbh I want Jeremiah Smith
O.J. Spivey
@OJPhilly1h
I must've missed his guarantee quote.
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The Eagles were up by 24 and Kendrick called Drake a pedophile.
Merts@2merts2grungus9h
Weezer Super Bowl halftime show. They play the entire blue album. Bears win 100-0. I get to see her one more time.
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The American government really has no fucking clue how to relate to the common man. It’s fucking insane. Republicans keep posting memes generated by AI because their base are the dipshits I tell to kill themselves on a daily basis.
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Democrats keep posting memes who keep telling the worst people I know to “keep being themselves and everything is going to get better, we promise.” YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING WRONG.
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Democrats: WE NEED CHANGE AND WE NEED IT NOW Republicans: THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT YOU IN IT This is my official stance for my presidential candidacy. Vote for me in 4 years when this finally ages well (if we make it that long)
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The NFL is done. Just wait until we start examining the people who never made it to the NFL and you’ll realize how bad it is.
mike freeman
@mikefreemanNFL5h
396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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There’s like 15 people in the world I’m telling these jokes to and I appreciate every single one of you.
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My new goal in life is to train AI to be more like me and just give up.
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MOTHERFUCKER OUR GRANDPARENTS THREW SNOWBALLS AT SANTA AND YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS WE’D DO IT TO YOU IF YOU DIDN’T PLAY INDOORS
Barstool Philly
@BarstoolPhilly9h
This is INSANE Ben Simmons CANCELED free throw practice before Game 6 in the playoff series against the Atlanta Hawks, and cited Philly fans booing Santa Claus
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They killed the Will Smith movie for this exact reason.
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_5h
A new study found that about three in four deceased NFL players from 2008 to 2023 had CTE huffpost.com/entry/study-fin…

Study Finds 75% Of Deceased NFL Players In 15-Year Span Had Signs Of CTE

“CTE is an entirely preventable disease,” Christopher Nowinski, CEO of the Concussion & CTE Foundation, said.

huffpost.com
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75 percent CTE rate is fucking insane, and that’s only NFL players. I definitely have it from playing in high school and college and the rate I’ve lost cognitive function backs this up. I’m 34 and have already been declared “high risk early onset dementia” by doctors.
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Some of you are reading this for the first time and going “that makes a lot of sense” others of you already knew about this
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Once again...
KC Sports Network
@KCSportsNetwork12h
The #Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to their practice squad, per @SamMcDowell11
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Fire him for this alone.
Jeff McLane
@Jeff_McLane8h
“I did not see an issue with effort.” — #Eagles HC Nick Sirianni on his players’ performance vs. the Cowboys
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