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Zaphod Beeblbrox

@ZaphodB

Semi-half-cousin of Ford Prefect, with whom I share three of the same mothers

 Vicinity of Betelgeuse
Joined November 2013
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Life is wasted on the living.
Human see, human do.
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervais22 Nov 2013
This probably wasn't the clearest font to use..
Image from Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais)
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Thank Galaxy It's Friday...
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The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow19 Nov 2013
#TDSBreakingNews Bill Clinton hopes to see female president in his lifetime. But will settle for stripper in Uncle Sam costume.
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I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
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Far out... "@TheTweetOfGod: The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt buy My book. tinyurl.com/lasttestament tinyurl.com/lasttestamentkin…"
Some parts of my character weren't what you'd call presidential.
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Arthur Dent@arthurdent17 Nov 2013
They say 2 heads are better than one and then you meet @ZaphodB. #h2g2
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If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Some parts of my character weren't what you'd call presidential.
Zaphod Beelblebrox, this is a very large drink. Hi.
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