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My guitar might’ve wanted to kill your mama but the Christo-Fascists want to kill all your freedoms. I’ve come back from the dead to stop them.

Joined March 2023
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I was probably already sick when I appeared on this show. Just 7 years later, I’d be dead. But I wasn’t gonna let these fascist shitheads have the last word.
Chris Tackett (aka See It Name It Fight It) (@cjtackett) profile pictureChris Tackett (aka See It Name It Fight It)@cjtackett19 Mar 2023
This is Frank Zappa on Crossfire in 1986. What he said then was true. It’s still true. Look at what we face today. It’s coming from the same source, attempting to do the same thing with our books, schools, and people they don’t like. And their vehicle is the government.
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This is all the Shytertruck’s good for.
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Zappa's Wisdom Trooth (@s_trooth) profile pictureZappa's Wisdom Trooth@s_trooth7h
Not anymore. Production has been canceled due to sh!tty plumbing. "The Cybertruck faced slow sales, high price tags, quality problems, and multiple recalls".
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Inca Roads@PaulDiana18Nov 7
Seeing @DweezilZappa tonight 20 Years Like Father Like Son . @PalaceAlbany .The Purple Guitar has been the show opener so far this tour.Gonna be a great time.
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A project I'm involved in with Sam from @BandCretins. Here's hoping it happens 🤞
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Fonsi Loaiza (@FonsiLoaiza) profile picture
Fonsi Loaiza
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Las personas de izquierdas con influencia estamos sufriendo shadow-banning en 'X' del tecnoligarca Elon Musk. Tratan de silenciarnos. Copia este mensaje y comparte contra el algoritmo de la propia red social. También podéis leerme en Bluesky. bsky.app/profile/fonsiloaiza…
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I wasn’t a gambler but my dad wrote a book on the mathematics of games of chance. He’d advise you strongly to take the under on this one … wayyy under.
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) profile picture60 Minutes
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In an interview airing Sunday on 60 Minutes, correspondent Ross Douthat asks President Trump: If it took six months of not insulting the Democrats to get a deal done, do you think you could do it?
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The White House may still be the west wing of the Kremlin, but at least voters made clear this week they don’t want Congress to be AmeriKKKa’s version of the Russian Duma. Dem leadership needs to act accordingly.
Dave Troy (@davetroy) profile pictureDave Troy
@davetroy16h
1/It’s clear that Russia has gained strategic control of the US. Trump and Vance are fully in their grasp, and Massie/MTG/Carlson are following along with Khanna, Luna, and others as backstops. Most worrisome, Jeffries and Schumer display alarmingly poor judgment as well…
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With Orban defeated in Hungary and Donny Demento humiliated in the midterms, I thought I might no longer be needed here and the time had come for me to heed the Big Note in the sky that is constantly calling me home. But then this happened: share.google/FYTe31EG5RFCUJx…
Stephen Miller, architect of Trump’s immigration crackdown, to become White House chief of staff

Stephen Miller, architect of Trump’s immigration crackdown, to become White House chief of staff

US president confirms Susie Wiles, current chief of staff and first woman to serve in the role, will step down

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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 6
These Bigots For Christ would be fine with taking over the country electorally if they could. But what they really want is the modern-day AmeriKKKan version of the Crusades — a fascist theocracy growing out of the barrel of a gun.
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Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) profile pictureRight Wing Watch
@RightWingWatchNov 5
Fascist white nationalist pastor Joel Webbon says that the Christian nationalist plan to seize power "does not require a majority vote": "I'm not saying that we will win through democracy. I'm just saying that we'll win."
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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 6
This pretty much sums FElon up.
DavaCarole (@CaroleDava) profile pictureDavaCarole@CaroleDavaNov 6
That fact that Elon Musk would call James Talarico "pure evil" and a "creep" and said Russell Brand is "not evil" should tell you exactly the type of person musk is.
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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 6
At first, Julius Sleazer said he wanted to work with the new Dem-controlled Congress. But isn’t naming Stevie Mimmler chief of staff kind of like hiring Dracula to “work with” the local peasants?
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POLITICO (@politico) profile picturePOLITICO
@politicoNov 6
BREAKING: Trump announced that chief of staff Susie Wiles is leaving her post and will be replaced by Stephen Miller. politico.com/news/2026/11/06…

Stephen Miller will replace Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff

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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 7
Oh. I thought she went down far too easy. That was the source of her charm.
Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) profile pictureCaptain Obvious™️@TheFungi669Nov 6
Lauren Boebert: “I’m not going down easy.”
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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 7
His face isn’t the only place his political mortality got shoved.
The New Republic (@newrepublic) profile pictureThe New Republic
@newrepublicNov 7
The next two years will be turbulent. They may even be scary. But for now, let us take comfort in this much: Two years ago, Trump thought he was invincible. This week, the Democrats shoved his political mortality in his face. mrf.lu/2_CbG
This Blue Wave Is the Beginning of the End for Trump

This Blue Wave Is the Beginning of the End for Trump

Two years ago, Trump thought he had a historic mandate. On Tuesday, he was rebuked in historic fashion. It’s only going to get worse for him.

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Zappa Returns@ZappaReturnsNov 7
Hear, Hear!
Annie (@AnnieForTruth) profile pictureAnnie
@AnnieForTruthNov 6
Excellent! Sen. Jon Ossoff is calling for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United. It should never be allowed for billionaires/oligarchs like Musk, who pumped almost half a billion dollars into the midterm election, to buy our politicians and government.
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Gee, I thought FElon’s move to slap stainless steel panels on a dumpster and put it on wheels was his one and only original idea.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsNov 6
Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck bbc.in/4imiSaY
Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck

Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck

Musk said it was to make room for production of its Cybercabs - autonomous taxis without a driver.

bbc.com
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Hear, Hear!
Annie (@AnnieForTruth) profile pictureAnnie
@AnnieForTruthNov 6
Excellent! Sen. Jon Ossoff is calling for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United. It should never be allowed for billionaires/oligarchs like Musk, who pumped almost half a billion dollars into the midterm election, to buy our politicians and government.
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His face isn’t the only place his political mortality got shoved.
The New Republic (@newrepublic) profile pictureThe New Republic
@newrepublicNov 7
The next two years will be turbulent. They may even be scary. But for now, let us take comfort in this much: Two years ago, Trump thought he was invincible. This week, the Democrats shoved his political mortality in his face. mrf.lu/2_CbG
This Blue Wave Is the Beginning of the End for Trump

This Blue Wave Is the Beginning of the End for Trump

Two years ago, Trump thought he had a historic mandate. On Tuesday, he was rebuked in historic fashion. It’s only going to get worse for him.

newrepublic.com
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Gee, I thought FElon’s move to slap stainless steel panels on a dumpster and put it on wheels was his one and only original idea.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsNov 6
Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck bbc.in/4imiSaY
Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck

Elon Musk appears to signal the end of the road for Cybertruck

Musk said it was to make room for production of its Cybercabs - autonomous taxis without a driver.

bbc.com
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Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) profile picture
Garry Kasparov
@Kasparov63Nov 6
Latest Russian internet joke: "Trump's 7th and greatest bankruptcy, the Republican Party!" The goal now must be to prevent America from becoming the 8th.
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Ruth Ben-Ghiat
@ruthbenghiatNov 6
It is the last-stage moment of the true fanatics. A dying regime promotes the diehards- seen this dynamic before
Senator Chris Van Hollen (@ChrisVanHollen) profile pictureSenator Chris Van Hollen
@ChrisVanHollenNov 6
Buckle up: this is a sign of Trump's contempt for the voters. In the aftermath of an election that was a repudiation of Trump's corruption, wars, cruelty, and indifference to the economic pain of Americans, it’s another kick in the teeth to the American people.
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Oh. I thought she went down far too easy. That was the source of her charm.
Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) profile pictureCaptain Obvious™️@TheFungi669Nov 6
Lauren Boebert: “I’m not going down easy.”
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