Stoke. Bo4 soon

Coke on Trent
Joined October 2019
Twitter clip szn is officially over, but 1 more clip for the timeline.
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Zelusah retweeted
Will someone please collect their wife.
Now see Blackburn, England. "Say it loud, and say it clear, Zionists not welcome here." "We don't want no two states, we want 1948" - an Israel annihilation call. "From the river to the sea!"
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You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27! 🙌
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What the fuck is this, they got a snitch as the UAV 😭
They must've forgot im from chicago
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Replying to @Maven @JoeDeLuca
I am stealing your wife on skype later so we can have nerdy convos
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Wore my NickRTFM merch to the gym
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Smaller teams should aim to be ambitious and try to compete with bigger teams. I swear only mongs think this is cheating. They broke the rules but what part of it is cheating? They spent the same as other clubs but spent it in a better way that’s all
On paper yeah it’s “cheating” but let’s be honest it’s not is it, a billionaire bought a club outside of the big 4 and wanted them to be the best He cooked the books to use his own money and make them a huge footballing power that’s now self sufficient Wouldn’t surprise me if they get let off with a fine They haven’t damaged the club they have improved it They haven’t damaged the league they have made it exciting, the league now has 6/7 teams going for the top 4 positions Let Newcastle do the same
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Violating rules is quite literally the definition of cheating: merriam-webster.com/dictionary/che… An independent commission found Manchester City guilty of serious breaches of Premier League financial fair play rules premierleague.com/en/news/472777… This means they cheated and so if we’re being “honest” we would call it cheating
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Terrible miss, but that pass also is shocking 😂
Genuine question to Portuguese people: how do you tolerate this selfish prick holding you back for years?
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J'étais au parc des princes c'était VIDE
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was gonna buy this girl mcdonalds but spotify premium had me beat by 3 minutes
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Funniest guy ever
Lionel Messi 19-02-12 to 05-05-12 🏟️ 20 games ⚽️ 37 goals 🅰️ 8 assists
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Runner winger 🫵😂. He’s just technically not as good as top wingers like Yamal and besides pace he’s just bang average. Give him any made up title you want but he’s just another Nicholas Pepe.
A runner winger being used as a creative/playmaker winger like he’s Olise or Yamal. Terrible player profiling from Liverpool. Runner wingers are mostly useless in the Premier League now. This is why Gordon and Martinelli have both left the league. In the UCL, where there’s space to attack in transition, they’ll shine. But against a packed box? Nahh… Who tf spends €145m on a runner to play in the Premier League?? Absolute poor allocation of funds.
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Nah what do people think barcola is?
"It's a marquee signing for the league" Jamie Redknapp on Bradley Barcola's transfer to Liverpool 🔴
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Look at football inflation lol
🚨BREAKING : SERIE A RATINGS IN FC 27 👀🔥
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Always tweeting rubbish this @YNFaced
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Always the ogres that sit in their rooms all day that get upset. Indeed.com
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You don’t get this on Sky Sports 🤣🤣🤣
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Una paki me ha dejado pasar delante de ella en la cola del lidl porque llevaba pocas cosas
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You can imagine the disrespect. So annoying to see. Gary Lineker has officially entered the “say anything about Cristiano Ronaldo for engagement” phase. Cristiano Ronaldo in the SAME category as Mbappé? 😂 Please be serious. 5 Ballon d’Ors. 5 Champions League titles. Champions League all-time scoring records. League titles in England, Spain and Italy. International trophies with Portugal. Over 970 career goals and 300+ assists And somehow we’re supposed to sit here and pretend this man belongs in a conversation with a player whose career is still being written? You can prefer Messi. You can worship Maradona. You can argue R9 had more natural ability. But trying to drag Cristiano out of football’s highest table is pure revisionism. And putting Neymar and Mbappé beside him makes it even worse. Cristiano didn’t dominate one league, one system or one generation. He went to different countries, faced different challenges and kept producing ridiculous numbers. This is disrespectful and pure dislike. If Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t in football’s greatest-ever conversation, then what exactly were we watching for the last 20 years?
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