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Thousands of hand-knitted poppies have gone on display at a village church in Suffolk to mark #RemembranceSunday. Via @BBCNews.
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My brother proposed to his girlfriend.
She's Chinese, so he learned to ask her in Mandarin.
When she answered, he stared at her blankly.
He forgot to learn the words for "yes" and "no."
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If you ever wondered how much my wife loves me, she let me do this on the carpet.
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5-year-old: I ate my cupcake.
Me: You just licked off the frosting.
5: I ate the part that matters.
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🐟🐦 These incredible gannets hover above water before diving deep to catch their prey. Via @BBCSpringwatch.
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You don't need physics to tell you not to text and drive. But let's use physics to tell you not to text and drive bit.ly/2rATW7U