Mike Muad'Dib · Mar 31, 2026 · 1:05 PM UTC

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Buhlahkay · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:40 PM UTC

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Buhlahkay@NHBuhlahkay23m

there needs to be a 30 for 30 on this Texan defense. this is fucking insane

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:40 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp197822m

Texans defense would impress me more if they just forfeit. Good lord.

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:19 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp197844m

And now Houston has zero RBs. Yayyyyyyyy

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:06 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp197856m

Looks like we’re back to that offense we saw vs the Colts. No bueno. #Texans

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19781h

A scoop to Stover? That can’t have been the play call. #Texans

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:15 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19781h

This is SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED bullshit.

Lance Zierlein

@LanceZierlein1h

Now it is JJ McCarthy who is slaughtering this Texans secondary. Hard to believe they are this bad after being that good last year. Two 40+ completions in the first quarter. McCarthy 8 - 9 / 151 yards / 88.9% / 16.7 ypa

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19781h

I’ve never seen this. A defense so dominant returning the same roster falling off overnight? That’s unbelievable. But, hey, JOY or something. #Texans

John Crumpler

@TexansDoc1h

DeMeco Ryans just looks outcoached on defense this year? Every offense they’ve played seems to have consistent answers for getting players open.

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:11 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19781h

Yep. That’s the final litmus test. If you get walloped by JJ McCarthy you’re cooked as a defense. That’s game over. That’s start thinking about the draft time. #Texans

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 5:58 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19782h

You guys are a GD embarrassment with the penalties. Holy hell. #Texans

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 5:44 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19782h

Not so good, #Texans

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Mike Muad'Dib · Oct 25, 2026 · 5:39 PM UTC

Mike Muad'Dib@Zepp19782h

Elite? They aren’t even average.

Scott Kacsmar

@ScottKacsmar2h

You know the Texans are washed defensively when Nine is shredding them. Puts that Week 1 Buffalo game in perspective. The defense is not elite anymore.

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