@ZeroEmerald

Decadent Fudge Bastard.

 UK
Joined December 2012
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"How did you know she was the one?" "I saw her smoking a cigarette, pretending it was a flute she was playing"
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Looks like Doja Cat ate the Sprouts Mexican茅 for Halloween!
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The main ingredient in any salad is butter.
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Adam (鉂わ笍馃馃馃馃)@ZeroEmerald1 Jul 2021
You alright babe? You've barely touched your Narcan. Babe? BABE?!
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Be safe out there, lads.
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Bin Juice: The Musical
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Do no harm... Oops @MarathonTheGame @asalisbury @Cozmo23 @Bungie #Marathon
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馃槀
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OK, Musk, in 1 week give me a billion dollars.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 20
JUST IN: Elon Musk says money will become "irrelevant" in the future, with energy and resources becoming the new measures of wealth.
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"Don't want to die, can't be fucked to live" is another classic conundrum for the ages.
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You know what they say!! A wank a day keeps the demons at bay!!! That's what they say!
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Archaeology & Art
@archaeologyartOct 19
William Wegman; "Warehouse Wally" (1988)
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Ah, so Russia won the cold war. Another L for murica
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 17
BUMBACLARTS
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How much is a friend these days? Tenner? Fifty quid?
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Anyone else chilly in the willy? Brrrrrrrrr 馃ザ
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Had my sandwich after 10 long months, it was better than sex.
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Happy Christmas Sandwich Eve to all that celebrate (me)!
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Yes, a bunch are already out and I tried Tescos yesterday (unfortunately "mid"), but the real Christmas Sandwich Christmas is tomorrow.
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Going dogging, anyone want anything?
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