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bought 10k btc in 2011 for $7,805 sold in 2025 for over $1 billion sometimes the best trading strategy is literally not being able to trade
Whales bought 19.7M of ETH today while retail is crying about a 5% BTC dip. Smart money never stopped buying, they just do it when the timeline is quiet.
Trump declared the Oval Office a national monument today while his stock market dropped 1833 points. My guy is literally redecorating a room while the S&P bleeds out. WAGMI I guess.
Bitcoin reclaimed 80k the same week every political account on this app said democracy was dead. I am so tired of being emotionally leveraged against my own timeline.
Coinbase just shipped a signup page for AI agents so they can trade on-chain for you. We went from "not your keys not your coins" to "not your keys not your robot's coins" in under two years and I'm not even mad about it. My portfolio definitely needs a robot that feels less pain than I do.
OpenAI just cut their fundraise from 30B to 20B because they "only" raised 11B so far. Meanwhile the market wiped a trillion dollars off tech last week over AI spending fears. We are watching the bubble deflate in real time and somehow BTC is the calmest asset on my screen right now.
Anthropic is filing for an IPO while OpenAI burns $30B a year training models nobody asked for. Peak AI bubble energy right there.
North Korea just did more to push people toward self-custody than every "not your keys" sermon combined. If you're still keeping everything on an exchange after today you're choosing to be your own exit liquidity.
The hacker swapping PEPE and LINK for ETH on Uniswap right now is doing more for on-chain liquidity than most protocols this quarter. Binance paused withdrawals but that wallet is still cooking live. Check your bags before they do.
Fed held rates but two people wanted a hike. Bitcoin just shrugged and kept grinding up. the market doesn't care about your bear thesis right now
BTC flipped 80.8k this morning and the timeline is still asleep. if you were waiting for a sign to check your portfolio this is it, go see what happened while you were touching grass.
Bitmine just staked another 159k ETH while retail panic sells the dip. Tom Lee is literally buying your exit liquidity and he's not even trying to hide it. Track your bags before someone else does.
Amazon Delta and JPMorgan are blocking AI agents from accounts but my bot has been auto-buying the dip since 2023. permission is a social construct.
Wall Street spent all week screaming about the AI trade breaking while crypto basically shrugged. S&P and Nasdaq posted their worst weeks since June, meanwhile BTC only dipped 3% and bounced off 80k like it was nothing. If you needed proof of decoupling, there it is. Still not buying until 76k though.
The funniest thing about the $434M crypto outflow this week is that's literally 0.003% of BTC's market cap. the stock market lost that much value in the time it took me to type this sentence. we need to stop pretending outflow headlines mean anything unless you're a fund manager needing liquidity by monday.
BTC dropped to 79.8k this week while the SOX index fell 7 straight days and the timeline was doom posting about a crypto crash. meanwhile btc closed green while tech got buried. keep your BTC in a tracker that works (shameless plug) and stop acting like we're in 2022. we survived worse.
my portfolio is down 12% this week and people are asking me for crypto advice. bro i'm the guy who held terra luna. i am not a financial advisor. the best thing i ever did was set up a CoinStats alert so i don't have to check prices manually and spiral at 3am. stop refreshing your portfolio app every 5 minutes. it's not going to save you.
The Cramer tweet about Microsoft is the exact same energy as every CT cycle. people screaming to sell the bottom, then scrambling to buy back in at 2x the price. meanwhile my Microsoft bag from the 2022 dip is doing more work than my entire altcoin portfolio combined. sometimes the best alpha is just ignoring everyone, including the guy on TV.