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I'm Alan. And I'm really in it right now.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2009
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London, here we come 🇬🇧 Week 5 (October 11) vs. Jaguars at 9:30 AM on NFL Network @Ticketmaster | #FlyEaglesFly
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A ban of the Push Tush play that the Philadelphia Eagles popularized did not receive enough votes at today’s league meeting in Minneapolis. The play remains alive. There will be more tush pushes this season.
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"WHAT'S UP DALLAS?!?!" It’s Cowboys week! #FlyEaglesFly
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Thanks for going wild in the rain TRNSMT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We loved playing this cover of Frightened Rabbit’s ‘Modern Leper’ and would like to highlight the work @tinychanges do to support the mental health of Scotland’s young people. A charity founded in memory of the band’s Scott Hutchison❤️
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A tremendous job from the @Titans social media team.
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Eagles and Jalen Hurts reached agreement on a five-year, $255 million extension, including $179.304 million guaranteed, per source. Hurts becomes the highest-paid player in NFL history in a deal negotiated by Nicole Lynn of Klutch Sports Group and Eagles’ GM Howie Roseman.
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the cure deliberately kept ticket prices low and @Ticketmaster was like “lol bet” and charges more in fees than the band is for the actual show
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I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 4 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).
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Jalen Hurts WILL START tomorrow against the #Giants, per @Jeff_McLane. He’s back.
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Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.
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“Go to Glasgow at least once in your life and have a roll and square sliced sausage and a cup of tea. When you feel the tea coursing over your spice-singed tongue, you'll know what I mean when I say: It's good to be alive." - Billy Connolly. Pic: Martin Shields
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Alan R retweeted
hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has to push a button every 108 minutes to prevent the entire site from exploding
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This video has 4.5 million views and could win an Oscar.
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What a week for Philly!
world series game 1 world series game 2 Eagles/Union doubleheader world series game 3 world series game 4 world series game 5 Eagles at Houston world series game 6 world series game 7 / MLS Cup on the same day
"WHAT'S UP DALLAS?!?!" It's officially Cowboys Week
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‘You caused this, not us. We tried to change. Give us every horrible measure you can contemplate from Westminster and I embrace it’ from 2014 #ScottishIndependence
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.@Saraya is HERE at #AEWDynamite Grand Slam and we are LIVE on @TBSNetwork!
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