You may not think it's funny, but I found this humerus. #horror

"Now it places the Easter eggs in the basket, or else it gets the hose again."

he has risen! have a good friday.

he has risen! have a good friday.

That new Mandalorian trailer looks good.

This goes far deeper than you can ever imagine #EpsteinFiles

#EpsteinFiles It's obvious who was pulling the strings. This is what they didn't want you to see.

Step one: cut a hole in the box.

No, seriously.

It's not Christmas until you crawl inside Frosty's vagina

It's the most wonderful time of the year

I wish you a merry whatever the fuck this is

On a scale of 1-9, how are you feeling today?

This is a crime scene, and I can no longer comprehend the evil that people do.

I hope everyone gets to enjoy a little romance tonight. Also, St. Valentine was tortured and decapitated. #ValentinesDay

It's that time again. #RejectedCandyHearts Happy Valentine's Day! 🤘💀💕

Forget the flowers and candy. This is what women want for Valentine's Day.

It's always the people you most suspect.

Hey. Does a werewolf keep his human dick or does it change into one of those lipstick dog dicks?

and they said the perfect valentine didn't exist

#ValentinesDay is coming up! Remember, a romantic 10-second kiss transfers 80 million bacteria from 700 different strains. 💋💕 It's the gift that keeps on giving, especially to your immune system. 😚 #fact