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jude trying to distract the chinese government away from mbappe by posting his abs and thighs
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“People you may know” and it’s your boyfriend’s girlfriend.
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The quotes are frying me 😭🤣🤣
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These iPhones are frying our hands @Apple 😒
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Only 49 percent of eligible female voters are registered to vote 🙃
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How Raila jr. has been moving lately
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Replying to @MediaMK
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Mnasema gafana wa Kiambu ni mlambaji wa item? Wamatongue.
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The quickest way to get me to remove money from my pocket is to tell me the collection point is in down town CBD. Here you go baby, deliver it to my office/ house.
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No one knows. It's the UK, and it's probably someone super-old we've never heard of, and Brits are all "I can't believe Puddly Dickenson did this! He was such a good cricket player!"
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Imagine seeing your lawyer tweeting stuff like anaku rasu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Is this an active abduction attempt Kenya 🇰🇪? You are the experts, see: I received a letter yesterday signed by @NPSOfficial_KE director yesterday about my complaint against @DCI_Kenya director daniel kandie alongside his officers tom otieno odhiambo and peter mugangai. 1) Letter requests me to come by their office for yet another report. 2) Sent from a gmail address but the letter lists a .go.ke email and government website. 3) Looks like other government agency letters I saw format-wise. 4) Signed by @NPSOfficial_KE Internal Affairs director Paul Mumo. 5) Lists the real NPS office address to visit. Suspicious parts: A) Why is the NPS Internal Affairs Unit involved when it is a DCI matter? B) Why did they take 15 days to reply to an urgent complaint which was addressed to @IPOA_KE and @EACCKenya ? C) Why do they request me to visit their offices on Oct 26 - a day later than the email was sent (yesterday, Oct 27)? Do they expect me to rush there to make it? D) Letter is dated Oct 22 but was sent Oct 27. E) They misspell their own officers, assign them to wrong offices (all work at DCI Regional HQ not Gigiri) and address me incorrectly. There is clearly incompetence and utter dysfunction at government agencies. This looks more than suspicious though. No answer to my immediate follow up reply. Kenyans - curious how you evaluate this! @NPSOfficial_KE has a NPS KSh144.4 BILLION budget. See comparison below. • 928 documented police killings in the published annual figures for 2019–2025. • 198 documented enforced disappearances since 2019, according to Missing Voices’ 15 Oct 2026 update, including 21 in 2026. I have criticized the government’s corruption & incompetence as much as many of the abducted ones. @kipmurkomen @WilliamsRuto @_KithureKindiki You all try to abduct me? @KenyasOmbudsman @StandardKenya kindly notice KSh 144 BILLION for Kenya’s National Police Service? That’s equivalent to: 👮 408,000+ police constables’ basic salaries for an entire year. 💻 4.8 MILLION basic computers at KSh 30,000 each. 💰 Over US$1.1 BILLION! Yet the real question is: How much reaches officers, police stations, investigations, equipment and public safety? Where is the itemised expenditure? Where are the measurable results?
Major updates Kenya 🇰🇪 & @StandardKenya Criminal investigation into ogutu was picked up by Ombudsman & @ODPP_KE who called out the suppression of evidence by DCI for over 6 months. Will @DCI_Kenya finally do something Will he finally face justice? 1️⃣ In Kenya, threats to kill are a felony under Penal Code §223, punishable by up to 10y imprisonment; obtaining property/money by false pretences with intent to defraud falls under §§312–313, punishable by up to 3 years. 2️⃣ Cyber harassment under Computer Misuse & Cybercrimes Act §27 can carry up to 10y imprisonment and/or a fine up to KSh20 million, where the statutory elements are proven. Interestingly a well known public figure tried to mediate over the past weekend. But ogutu said he is not interested because he got defamed. So why didn’t he take me to court then? He paid DCI for 6 months, I didn’t stay quiet & kept pushing, and now he’s the victim? Typical sociopathic playbook - harm others, and when accountability comes they cry out victim. Now he has no money left because DCI asked for so much to suppress case since it went public? There’s a European saying “once the reputation is ruined completely, you live completely unfazed.” Since there are no consequences for the Kenyan elite, he probably lives openly shamelessly now. Remember how ogutu told me to “go back to your country, Kenya is my country” while he sends all his six adult children to live & study in Europe & US. Complete hypocrite. Elites in Kenya get away with everything but we will eventually catch them. Watch us win. The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.
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Eating good delayed is not eating good denied😂😂😭
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Also he’s a pedo and predator from my own friends mouth btw
There’s a deep dive: Pastah and lady in green were charged with DV against his step daughter with the former 2nd wife testifying against THE BOTH of them in 2020, state vs. Ford. The new wife used to be his “daughter”
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One would think you're objectively attractive tweeting this 😂😂🤷‍♀️
😂Niko sure ni diabz ilipeleka hao vijana hapo juu rasu anaku💀😂
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Mpeleke Zanzibar venye ulipeleka dem ya yule boyz mwingine
Hi dear I promise you, am not like that other injina. I always deliver 😂😂😂
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JESS? retweeted
Jude Bellingham X Calvin Klein
Jude Bellingham X Calvin Klein
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Nah! Y’all are too funny! We haven’t even gotten past Eliud Kipshonde and now we are at Semenjis and Cumsins 😂😂😂
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Holiday Tuition ❤️
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