I can’t describe in words so here’s a pic : 🇩🇪👑

I've seen enough, Jose Mourinho executing a knee slide at 63 years old proves that he's the special one. He is passion. He is football heritage. What a manager.

LOOK AT THIS!!🎃😍🇧🇪

WOLTEDADDY IS BACK!! 🎃👻

WHATSAPP GUYS ZWEPENTHEZ HERE, I'M A PVE PLAYER NOW!! 🎮🆚🤖

Monday is gonna hit like crack:

OMFG THAT PASS FROM HARRY KANE HE'S AN ABSOLUTE JOKE AND DESERVES THE BALON D'OR!! GIVE IT TO HIM NOW AND GET GNABRY OUT OF THIS TEAM!! YABADABADOOOOOO!!!

What Division 3 does to a man.🥲

So here's the deal, Lamine Yamal is an incredible footballer. Crazy skills. Bathed by Messi when he was a baby. No one can take any of that away from him but this game is showing why Harry Kane deserves the Ballon d'Or. Harry Kane stepped up EVERY time for Club & Country. To win the Ballon d'Or you can't just show up 70% of the time. You need to be the reason for your teams success. You need to be undeniable and THAT is Harry Kane. Again, all respect to Lamine but Harry Kane has been and is currently the best player in the world.

GTA IS EXACTLY A MONTH AWAY LFG!! 🪂🌴🌋

Yo what's gully my guys, I know it's not 15-0 or a crazy pack pull but I reached a milestone this weekend that I'm really proud of. I hit 533,121 match coins and that's good for first place in my region. That means I've averaged over 130,000 match coins per week on the RTG. Thanks for listening. Also, going outside is overrated. 💰#⃣1⃣🥇

You will never hear me complain about streaming. It's the best job in the world and I wouldn't want to be doing anything else but imagine for a second trying to win a game of champs with someone saying this in your chat. 🤣

Bro I just logged into the Grounds and the entire place is themed for Halloween. There's little ghosts and monsters and pumpkins everywhere and they even have howling wolf sound effects happening. It really scared me and I'm tweeting this just to let you guys know so you don't get spooked like I did. 👻🎃🐈‍⬛

Running a little late for the stream my bros. Spent the afternoon chasing the Vice City blimp around Miami on my skateboard and finally got close enough to take a pic!! Cold!! 📸🌴

Everyone's talking about the City pop and the Madrid set piece voodoo but we need to have a serious discussion about the quality of their fish or whatever kind of Viking magic those Norwegian boys are doing because this is just getting ridiculous:

Effective immediately Money Penny will no longer be my AI agent. We thank her for her contributions this Summer during the World Cup but our differences on whether there are penguins in the North Pole was the straw that broke the camels back. We wish her the best. 🐧🌎⁉️

A full on investigation needs to be had as to how this guy (the Norwegian Galarza) ended up with zero yellow cards. I felt like I was watching Paraguay vs Germany at the WC and honestly I am never, EVER using his card in FC. Shame on you Zlatko Tripic!!😡

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It worked.

Whenever I think I want to complain about how matchmaking in Champs is too difficult or that it's too sweaty now I remember that we used to have to play 40 games of Champs in two days and it ruined a Christmas for me one time back in 2018. Perspective.

I didn't think this was even something that could happen in game. I've just been arrested in the grounds by the Fraud Police and I'm being charged with FUT fraud for going 4-4 in Weekend League last night after going 10-5 last weekend. I want to apologize to my family, my nephew but most importantly you guys. I've hired DaWood as my lawyer on retainer and hopefully I'm out so I can finish champs on Sunday. 🚔🚨🦹