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This is a spinoff from the Bad Luck Brian, but for dancers and obviously better

Canada
Joined August 2012
When a correction turns into an insult #badluckdancer
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When brand new tights get ripped 馃槫 #badluckdancer
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*Doesn't dance for one week* *all flexibility lost*
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Christmas break AKA stuffing your face and getting super tight #badluckdancer
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Thanks to dance, I can't control when my body cracks #badluckdancer
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New pointe shoes means no toenails. #badluckdancer
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Jet glues pointe shoes, glues finger to face #badluckdancer
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"Ballet is dreaming with your feet" um no I don't remember the last time I dreamt of losing toenails and blisters? #badluckdancer
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Any jumping combination, reversed... #badluckdancer
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On a scale of one to new pointe shoes, how hard is your life? #badluckdancer
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Pas de deux class, farts #badluckdancer
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No, my ballet teacher is not like Abby Lee Miller #badluckdancer
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Bruises toe, pointe the next day #badluckdancer
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When non-dancers ask if you "dance on your tippy toes" #badluckdancer
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