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Baltimore. Baltimore? Baltimore.

Baltimore, Maryland
Joined August 2009
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Almost started a political argument about Israel/Gaza on Twitter. Because I love wasting my time, I guess.
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God, that Cialis ad, where she kicks the golf ball, like she's saying, "What are you gonna do about it? Dick-slap me?"
RT @brendon310: Watching the #patriots is like watching Ivan Drago. I always want the opponent to win. #IMUSTBREAKYOU
Replying to @GrandRotunda
@GrandRotunda Why are the bells going off at 3am?
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The bells at the Rotunda in Hampden go off all night. It's crazy. Who, what, and why?
RT @SpaceManAndy: You're so ugly, even goldfish crackers don't smile back. // Damn....
RT @roarfrom34: "Great win guys. Hit the showers." (Awkward silence.)
RT @qourt: No I will not follow your instagram that you made where you pretend to be your pet or child.
DDamn!!! RT @DunkinBaltimore: Happy #NationalGoodNeighborDay! Be a gooDD neighbor & spreaDD a little DD cheer on this SaturDDay morning!
RT @bemarsh: Saying you don't have enough time for something is code for where it lies on your priority list.
RT @BloggerFather: If you want to see the reason I'm pissed at @SamsungTweets, here's the FB post: facebook.com/BloggerFather/p… #SamsungSucks
RT @_CrystalLeigh_: How the #OCMD sign makers spell "frisbee"...#keeponkeepinonoceancity ✌🌊☀😎@ocmdproblems
Baltimore Police site has been down for days. Way to make us feel police is on top of things. cc: @baltimoresun
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See the problem with local news? Death, accidents, fires... And no mention of the two giant rainbows in one week!
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By the way, speaking of gay marriage, I hope you all saw that huge rainbow over Baltimore today. First one I've seen in years.
RT @flacks: Today Clarence Thomas is 65. In his honor, please wipe the top of your cans of Coke before opening // And take a nap at work.