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Everton and Socialism.

Joined February 2012
wtf has Barry been taking hahahaha what a fucking ball that was
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You can’t run from Barry. Goal machine.
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This genuinely might be Mykolenko’s worst ever game for us and there’s been fucking loads. Absolutely shite.
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Mykolenko when there’s the slightest bit of pressure on him
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That’s a fucking ridiculous goal
Jude Bellingham with an incredible flick to equalise for Real Madrid against AEK Athens 🤩 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Imagine if West Ham get into Europe. The two captains shake hands. Sergio Ramos hand over a Real Madrid pennant. In exchange Mark Noble puts a pound of pears in a brown bag and seals it by spinning it round twice.
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Moyes playing Rohl right wing tonight
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KDH absolutely immense tonight
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Should be 2-0 up. 2 sitters
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This is what 6kg of mac and cheese looks like
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Happy Halloween
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Gooood team Australia
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Me when they made it 3-1
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UP THOSE FUCKING TOFFEES
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Fucking get in!!!
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Weird that he's got no breathing space, considering he's on instagram boasting about his 6 house portfolio...?
‘John Healey, if you’re listening, where’s my breathing space?’ Business owner Paul Bowen has criticised the Chancellor’s promise to give ‘breathing space’ through measures in his Budget. #budget #businesses #costofliving
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Fleetwood Town are massive ⚓️
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Hahahahaha go on The Cods
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Don’t know why they’re doing this. They should be focussing on getting promoted back to the Prem
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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How’ve we lost that haha. Awful bowling.
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