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Twiterrr

@_CanvasAndKeys

Human Psychology | Dark Humor | FC Barcelona | Hosea 4:6 Look around you; We are surrounded by foolish people, you're no exception and neither am I.

Joined December 2024
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A person who has subconsciously chosen that they are not willing to be teachable, unlearn and relearn is a person you shouldn’t waste time arguing with. You can never beat a fool at a fool’s game.
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This is how my siblings bill me 😭
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ˏ★ˎ@shaunnnskiiOct 28
u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
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@heisvic318h
Women btw, dem stingy die. I don dey use xr for 2 years now and i dey relationship. This girl no fit change am for me
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Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) profile picture
Ⓜ️isterD@MisterD78UK16h
We don't call people "nincompoops" anymore and I think it's a damn shame
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when she got the thinkpad panties on you know i’m playing with that clickoris
Image from horse dentist (@equine__dentist)
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@xPodriiOct 28
Que coño quiere Socrates a las 10:30 de la mañana
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EST Tann@PettynextWeeken17h
Hoes love moving here . Get ran through then wanna go home 😂😂😂
Des✨ (@Desireemoniquue) profile pictureDes✨@DesireemoniquueOct 27
Houston so bunk now. I can’t waittt to move back home 😭
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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Nigga look like he break into homes and leave gifts 😭
Rami (@4PF_Rami) profile pictureRami
@4PF_Rami8 Dec 2022
Loving my Nike ski mask! In my thug era
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This is a Nigerian road?
Jm.autos🚗 (@WilJay_1) profile pictureJm.autos🚗
@WilJay_120h
Thought all I needed was a hug until I took myself for a drive! Omo, Karshi–Apo Road is a different kind of therapy.
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Na you wan shake finances...
JEFF (@JeffdeyCraze) profile pictureJEFF
@JeffdeyCrazeOct 28
Babe go dey person house for 3 days, him finances go start Dey shake 😭😭 I just Dey imagine men wey marry woman keep for house, omo dem try gan o 😭😭😂
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@Kalshi20h
BREAKING: Palantir co-founder invests $20 million in a startup breeding 30,000 monkeys for drug testing
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i think it’s pretty fair to say that your primary forms of dopamine should not be coming from your phone and food
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@Kalshi4h
JUST IN: DeepSeek and Moonshot used OpenAI’s GPT-6 Astra to train new models
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@Elkrosmediahub4h
Morning made already!!!😍✌🏽
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dafe.@ProbablyDafe5h
It is almost impossible to be a good friend, neighbor, child, sibling or colleague if you are still in survival mode. And it has nothing to do with having money.
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I’m not even trying to be mean but I really don’t like entering any form of public transport with fat people
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@seyedele3h
This by the way, was about me 😭 I had an investor meeting at Moonshot. The guy flew in late on Tuesday so he couldn’t come to my office as originally planned, so we say we go link up for moonshot. When I reach, we first use like 30 minutes find each other. The guy don climb stairs tire. Network no good, everybody was stressed. We can’t reschedule, this was one of his main meetings coming to Lagos. I took a picture near one signage and waited. Eventually sha, we found each other. Na so we start to talk, I dey deliver my pitch while dropping some side comments to keep the conversation active. My guy yawn the first time, e try stifle am. I ignore. Second yawn, big yawn I was like fuckkk, kilowa fe shele bayii 😭
SB (@seyedele) profile pictureSB
@seyedele12h
You dey pitch to investor and the investor dey yawn? Your life don spoil.
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I honestly don’t get conferences. They just feel like a reason not to go to the office. Plus I dont feel the money spent in getting booths and advertising actually balances up in revenue or trades as a result of the conference.
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@SehLengeyThoda23h
Culers in China watching their La Liga access get sacrificed because of a player they don’t even like
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@BRICSinfoOct 27
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China suspends broadcasts of Spain's La Liga football league following remarks by Kylian Mbappe.
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