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@_CentiMeter_

I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

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Joined June 2015
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Every successful person has a painful story and Every painful story has a successful ending... Accept the pain and get the success.. !!
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Izma.@IzmaSiddiqi24 Aug 2016
Siblings: Take us with you please. Me: *Party main germs ko sath ley jana not so cool you know*
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#kidsnowadays Kid1: I am broken. Kid2: Why? Kid1: I asked her for Nudes, she replied *Apni bhen se maang, harami*.
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Izma.@IzmaSiddiqi12 Dec 2016
No one is more useless than the person who sells warm clothes in Karachi.
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Dil torne ke or bhe tareeke hain magr usne lafz "Bhai" ka he intikhaab kiya.
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az.@raving_dead11 Dec 2016
Ever meet that most familiar stranger & it's like your heart wants to shout, "ANKHIYAN UDEEK DIYAN DIL WAJA MARDA!!"
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M@NoWonder_Woman10 Dec 2016
Karachi: I love you Sardi:
Image from M (@NoWonder_Woman)
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When you see your Question paper .
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Osama.@ashaqeens12 Dec 2016
It maybe difficult for muslims to be in Trumps USA but it's impossible for Ahmadis to be in Pakistan.
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Before wedding Made for each other After wedding Maid for each other.
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*Dad Scolding* Me: *silent* Dad: bohat batameez hogya he ignore krta he Me: speaks something Dad: Itna batameez hogya he k aage se bolta he
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1day before exam: *Opens book* *Chap1,2* Haha ye ni ate. *Chap3,4,5,6* Haha ye b ni ate. *Chap7,8,9,10* Haha ye b ni ate,haha pakka fail hn.
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Aisi larkiyan bhi " Dont show me your attitude , i have mine " k status lagati hain , jin k liye KFC ka guard b darwaza nai kholta
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Tùzǐ@MuslimBale11 Dec 2016
O and A level student ho to burger Inter ya Matric wale ho to mailey ?. #PakistaniStereoTypes
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I used to think maths was useless, but then I realized that decimals had a point.
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The most generous The most patient The most truthful The most sincere The most honest So his people call him AlAmeen #OurProphetPBUHOurPride
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Us ne kaha say three magical words ❤ I said " ALLAH HIDAYAT DE "
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Jis teacher se poocho final main kya aa raha hai "Everything after mid" mujhe khud pata hota mid main kya aya tha tou aap se kyun poochta
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.@curljhung12 Dec 2016
prophet: read muslims: jashnnnn e milaad marhabaaaaa prophet: read in the name of your lord muslims: halwaaaaaaa
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Logon k ex-crushes hotay hain Or meray bs ex-ams hotay hain
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