Sure man. I don’t know.

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Dear lord
Ramona Shelburne on what could happen if the WNBA title is won on Thursday: "That celebration may not actually be on that court. I've heard there are discussions about whether there's enough time to turn the arena over in time for the fans to celebrate on the court. It could be moved to a practice court" Unreal man smh
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When the fuck yall get Adam Morrison on your team?
We ain’t even had a full squad for a game yet and it’s clear that we are MUCH deeper than last year. Thank god
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Is he?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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She played yall goofy asses
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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They in there throwing chicken cutlets
Kai Cenat & Lil Baby in the Strip Club in Japan (🎥 Loga1o)
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Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
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That’s 🖐️ @EastonMesser #WIP🏝️
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This guy is so misunderstood from his one incident 20 years ago! Somehow he’s always in court over something new. Crazy!
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Tech people who are smarter than I am.. (which is basically all of you): somehow my browser started doing this thing where instead of taking me to a link when i click on it, it just downloads it instead. Obviously, I hate this. What happened, and how do I fix it?
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The way I would’ve left that Air Bnb looking like a tornado went through it
since we’re all on the topic of Air Bnb hosts having astronomical chores lists before check-out, here is one my family and I encountered on a trip to the UP:
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Holly, baby please
Problem solving…. Hear me out. Game 6 in Atlanta at Mercedes Benz? Could we pack that out ATL???? @WNBA
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A stunning defeat for a Trump-aligned right-wing leader in Europe. Serbian President Aleksandar Vučić, whose government cultivated close ties with Donald Trump and his family, has conceded defeat to a student-led opposition movement in a historic parliamentary election. Trump's son Donald Trump Jr. personally met with Vučić, while Jared Kushner pursued a major luxury real estate project with his government. Now, after nearly two years of massive student-led protests against corruption and authoritarianism, Vučić's ruling party has been defeated at the ballot box. The student-backed movement is projected to win a parliamentary majority, ending more than a decade of dominance by Vučić's party.
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Folks, Brazil is the perfect example of what I’ve said about this platform and Community Notes since Elon launched it. Tonight and all day tomorrow, your feed will fill with thousands of posts claiming the Brazil election was stolen because Lula’s buddy on the Supreme Court extended voting by 2 hours. That claim, we already know, is absolute bullshit. Both campaigns asked for the extension, Flávio Bolsonaro’s included, after bus shortages and bad weather hit voters in several cities. xitter.cf/tommysantos14/status/2… Almost every one of those posts will run note-free. The few that get a Community Note will get it after the damage is done. MAGA propaganda spreads like wildfire here for one reason: Elon Musk designed it that way. Community Notes has always been a red herring. Give it a few hours. Musk will repost one of his favorite stooges with a one-word “Concerning,” and that lie will land in front of his 241 million followers. And Community Notes will never catch up. So when I call Elon Musk Trump’s Joseph Goebbels, I mean every word.
Both Brazil candidates requested voting extensions. MAGA, once again, is lying about a "rigged" election. cartacapital.com.br/politica… "The campaigns of Lula (PT) and Flávio Bolsonaro (PL) requested this Sunday, October 25th, that the Superior Electoral Court extend the voting hours for the second round until 7 PM in localities affected by problems that hindered voters' access to the polls. The requests have different justifications." "While the PT campaign points to failures in public transportation, the Bolsonaro campaign mainly cites rain, flooding, road closures, and changes to polling locations." "Flávio's campaign is requesting two additional hours of voting in 17 municipalities in São Paulo, Paraná, and Santa Catarina. The team is also requesting that the announcement of the presidential results only begin after the polls have closed in the areas covered by the extension."
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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With 2025's jobs numbers being revised down 90%, here are the updated jobs numbers from the past 37 years, 8 months. George H.W. Bush (R): +2.617M (4 years) Bill Clinton (D): +22.800M (8 years) George W. Bush (R): +1.350M (8 years) Barack Obama (D): +12.503M (8 years) Donald Trump (R): -2.470M (4 years) Joe Biden (D): +16.200M (4 years) Donald Trump (R): +734k (1 year, 8 months) Republican Presidents: +2.231M (17 years, 8 months) Democratic Presidents: +51.503M (20 years) #VoteBlue2026 #VoteBlueToFixThis
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