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What is totally normal to see at 2pm but absolutely terrifying to see at 2am?
Me: Door open by itself ๐
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Saturday morning.
You wake up without an alarm, remember there's no office today and suddenly life doesn't look so complicated.
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Una wan do secondary school re-union for Qatar ๐ถ๐ฆ
Oya. Nau make una dey go
Watin do Lagos or Ibadan
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VDM, give us more videos. We dey keep receipts for here, no worry. We need more content from you, boy ๐
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Good morning family,
Today is gonna be a great day for us all.
When I'm not building apps, I'm at the gym ๐
Lets connect
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She must be mentally ill or something. Thatโs the only explanation for this level of food culture desecration.
Blended yam + food coloring... oh chim!
An Italian chef would rather get sacked than put pineapple as a topping on a pizza. Those people donโt joke with their food culture. You donโt break their spaghetti while trying to cook it.
But Nigerian women, because of sheer laziness and aesthetic, want to westernize all their food, thereby turning pounded yam into blended yam, and many local dishes have lost their authentic nature and taste.
Y'all should keep your westernization to wearing fake hair, fake lashes, makeup, and fake butts. Leave our food alone. No be aesthetics we go chop.
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So, this Yahoo boy has a cousin who relocated to Germany for studies. They're so close because they grew up together.
A client wanted to pay him โฌ200,000, and he needed his cousin to help pick up the money....
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Today is November 6th,
How much is remaining from your october salary??
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Peace.
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Once Tinubu wins re-election, we will return to trade by barter. That is why I will take my farming very seriously. If you give me your PS5, I will supply you with yam and garri for six months๐๐๐.
If you give me your car, the condition of the car will determine how long I supply you with yam, garri, and vegetables.
Interesting times ahead! ๐๐๐
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Peace.
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If nobody could see your choices, and there were no consequences, would you still make the same moral decisions?
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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
Everything you say, can and will be used against you.๐คฆ
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If you suddenly received โฆ20 million today, what's the first sensible thing you would do with it?
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Rev. Father and Rev. sister form is out!
For those of you who have given up on love.๐โค๐
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First post today... ๐ท๐ฆบ
A very busy and stressful day. ๐ช๐ช
What did I miss?
Trust y'all had a great day!
Too late to fail, too early to give up!
We are relentless!!!





















