Clementina 🍬

and I would let them

How many years does r kelly have left on his sentence? Add another year for each chapter of trapped in the closet

September 🔆

I hate how beige R&B has become

Still on cloud 9…almost forgot how good it feels getting licked until I’m whistling like a teapot

Very happy to see French Montana is still a failure in the music industry

I need to confirm myself if Amsterdam really has the strongest edibles

That frozen strawberry lemonade from popeyes is good as fck omg

Whoever approved of dominos getting rid of the brownies needs their fcking ass beat

Peeps taste like what I imagine rat poison tastes like

Need schoolboy q to know I’m his creamiest fan

Corny bitches love telling ppl they prefer animals over humans

Cashier stopped me while I was spelling my name to say he doesn't need help and that it's a common name where he's from

posting once a year w the “same time next year?” caption 🍅🍅🍅🍅

Need serge ibaka to know I’m his tightest fan

Ppl STILL talking about summer 16 🫩 nawa for you

Firehouse subs are so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear crying about the price

Calf tattoos really do hurt like a bitch

You don’t even get balloons on your page anymore when it’s your bday @elonmusk raggedy cheap btch