@_Compo

“Salty Underachieving Lefty”

 Manchester
Joined February 2009
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Andy Ha@AndyHa_May 21
This England squad:
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BN@BanditNannaMay 5
I see city, who have, as we've all been reminded recently, THE "poorest working class fanbase in the universe" have denied 50,000 local fans the chance to watch an affordable final.
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“Shouldn’t you be looking at a tit somewhere?” “I am!” Locals and those speaking up have to deal with intimidation from fox hunts and it’s not right. #OperationSmokescreen @ChrisGPackham @NDHuntSabs @HuntSabs

Locals and those speaking up deal with intimidation from fox hunts

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cants@cantseyyJan 25
Have the arsenal fans seen 3 goals from open play this season? Nice little treat for them
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Just watching the Overlap to see the full Roy Keane ‘jobs for the boys’ meltdown, and the first part is a section where his daughter comes in and advertises her business and everyone competes to say how amazing everything is.
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Kenyan Darts players need to be studied, this much swagger would kill any mere man
PDC Darts
@OfficialPDC22 Dec 2025
🚨 MUNYUA IS BACK 🚨 David Munyua is cool as a cucumber as he walks on at Alexandra Palace for the second time... Will we see the Kenyan produce another upset?! 📺 bit.ly/WC25-26Live #WCDarts | R2
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David Munyua's family showing Ally Pally how to celebrate a win 🕺
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FUCK THE HULK HOGAN
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Should have been at the NYNEX watching M People that day. That’s why he will never be considered the greatest.
🇾🇪@ManUtdHeritage12 Jul 2025
Fergie at the Nou Camp before the Champions League Final (1999) #MUFC
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Replying to @simplemellie
Top Blues
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United now in more than a billion pounds of debt because of a leveraged buyout that should’ve never been allowed and the reaction for the last 20 years from the media has usually ranged from indifference to outright glee.
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Reform might’ve gotten 50+ seats if it weren’t for a lot of polling stations being in primary schools.
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Happy birthday Rik ❤️❤️❤️ Rik Mayall. 7/3/58 - 9/6/14. A truly, truly beautiful bastard who will never be replaced or forgotten. If you do one thing today RETWEET this and let’s get this legend trending and show our ‘heavenly birthday’ love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #RikMayall
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BN@BanditNanna8 Jan 2024
All I needed was the love you gave All I needed for another day And all I ever knew Was Mainoo
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It's only fair that you have this stuck in your head all weekend too.
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“I’m sorry, did you just say our owner’s a lying city trader?” “No I said you’re one down to the Lion City Sailors” “Oh. That’s much worse.”
Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficial26 Jul 2023
Anuar opens the scoring for Lion City Sailors. 0-1 // 14'
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Britain’s richest man, a mancunian billionaire, backed by one of the richest companies in the world (which he owns) is the highest bidder to buy Manchester United and fans are turning their noses up because he’s not a gulf state & would rather be a sportswashing vehicle. Mad.
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Thanks to the lovely people at @galaxydarts180 we are going to give away a set of new signing @Scottymarsh1 darts. Just retweet this post and follow both @AasjSports & @galaxydarts180 to be in with a chance of winning them. 🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Bloodyhell Red Dragon Darts don’t mess about do they
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The Ritchie Burnett story of him bleeding a radiator to make a Pot Noodle is still my favourite darting tale of all time.
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