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Heretic. Owner of @TheyCallMeSmeef

Minnesota, USA
Joined October 2012
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Yes.
fascism is when you nationalise private companies
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Yes. Fascist economics was corporatist, and viewed private businesses as organs of the state. Private enterprise was permitted so long as it followed the directives of the state. They nationalised and privatised on political whims. fee.org/articles/econo… econlib.org/library/Enc/Fa… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economics…
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Of course not. They're hungry and weak. A club will do just fine.
Preppers, are you really going to shoot someone if the shit hits the fan and they're coming to your farm, especially a hungry someone? I do wonder if we could fulfill the prophecy of turning weapons into plowshares and instead give that said person something to do to contribute to the abundance.
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A lot of men admitting they’re rapists on Twitter today 🤡
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The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
And what a legacy they leave behind
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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It seems counterintuitive, but it's true. Large-breasted women are wife material while you can gauge the sluttiness of a woman by the flatness of her chest.
Having small boobs does not diminish your dating prospects, it only reduces attention from the kind of men you do not want attention from. Because men perceive women with large breasts as more promiscuous even though this isn’t true, having a smaller chest really just protects you from being targeted by creeps looking to pump and dump you. I suspect this is a partial motivation behind many breast reductions and why women report being very pleased with the results of these surgeries. They are simply tired of being harassed by bottom barrel perverts looking to use them.
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Before I get called a boob bigot: teapawt.net/_CritterMan/status/122…
Sure are fun for triggering prudes, though. I've known several young women who had reduction surgery. They all lost exactly zero sex appeal. Personally, from the largest button-poppers to the flattest of the flat, I've not found a breast size I didn't find appealing on a woman.
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How? Will the gay porn filmed in the hearing rooms be livestreamed now instead?
The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Arrest Matt Binder Seize his apartment Nationalize his $237.64 checking account
arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
I will not blackpill the blackpill is the mind-killer the black pill is the little internal cucking that brings total spiritual obliteration I will face reality I will analyze and internalize the lessons provided by my defeats, and become stronger in response And when the test comes again I will be victorious
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My feed is mostly cope about the election. I follow too many weak people. Much appreciation to the people who didn't hear no bell.
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How will that make gas cheaper?
We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.
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Some people have a gift. My internet acquaintance here definitely does. The video this clip is from is like a song that hits just right when it's needed
It's understandably easy to feel hopeless these days, but you cannot let it consume you.
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The Groypers were right. They really did make fascism happen.
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I'd rather play with the Demon Core.
Get out and vote Democrat today 🌊🗳️
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Thumb on scale. Every election. "But there's no evidence!" they shriek.
NRSC Sends Cease-and-Desist to County Clerks Misinforming Michigan Voters townhall.com/news/amy-curtis…
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Fake. This is Minneapolis.
Tehran's Revolution Square now displays a threat aimed at Trump.
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Me, voting in Minnesota every election. Because fuck 'em.
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The ᐰmazing Critter Man 🇺🇸🐍🔫 retweeted
How the election poll worker looks at me when I say I voted Hard R
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Steve did an excellent job covering this crash. It's useless to try to use common sense when trying to understand what went wrong when it comes to why a giant hunk of metal stopped flying, you need someone who knows how they can fly at all to help. youtube.com/watch?v=P7As4gYR…
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