Cursed appliance in human form. Animal lover 😻| #Foodie | Professional hermit fuelled by caffeine, booze & regrettable choices 🙄🤣 Here for the laughs 🤣

United Kingdom
Joined December 2025
Morning everyone 🥰 So good to be back at work, NOT 🙄 Have the best day you can, back later
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Mr Toaster🇬🇧 retweeted
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My naughty burgers post attracted nearly 200,000 views and 65 people bookmarked it 🙄 Does food really trigger people they have to bookmark posts about it? I should be the one bookmarking food posts judging by the state of me 🤣 This place is strange......
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This sums me up pretty well 🤣🤣 Anyone else?
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Good morning everyone, Happy Sunday!!🥰x No chance of that extra hour in bed for me - for the 51st year running 🤣 #Sunday
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Just before 10pm but that’s enough for me. Goodnight all you wonderful people 😴💤 All the twats can piss off 🤣
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Earlier today I posted a pic of a packet of burgers I got. I didn't realise people get so triggered by food. I've been told what I should do, what I shouldn't do. What I should buy and what I shouldn't buy. People have rude to me. Fucking weird, the lot of you! 🤣🤣
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