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Certified Clown

@_DeadSea_

Why be a Wallflower when you can be a Venus Fly Trap?

Joined March 2010
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El Diaz@SoyDaniloDiazNov 13
Hoy es viernes 13, ojalá me pase algo sobrenatural, como por ejemplo, que me den 80 mil dólares de la nada.
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GIFs Out Of Context@GIFOOCNov 12
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having a life outside of the internet really makes you realize that some of you people are unnecessarily weird and cruel. i am begging you to go out and talk to real people.
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En Júpiter
@En_jupiter_Nov 11
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Homulilly 🦇💟
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Ojos color sol
@ojoscol0rsolNov 9
"Mañana se acaba el mundo" Nosotros, la Generación más endeudada y sin oportunidades de la historia:
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ramirson@RamiruskiNov 8
fuera de joda ningun rockero esta manejando ese nivel de protesta
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@dieforyousNov 8
six sex artista del pueblo. increíble
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Charlotte,@cygneztNov 5
Me voy hacer la nonchalant con Fortnite y empezaré a abrir los cofres sin interes para que crea que no me importa el token pirata y me lo de
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Hektor@HektorzkNov 4
El dia que me salga el token de fortnite se va a enterar hasta la otra cuadra
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Darlene@roxxmikNov 2
Puro pendejo trabajó hoy (Yo)
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Ahora no bebé, mamá está buscando el token pirata de Fortnite
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fuck@sorrymoomOct 29
Los conciertos te hacen darte cuenta de lo hermoso que es estar vivo.
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jojojorge@jojojorge_Oct 23
cuando hago un comentario normalito y todos se rien porque no puedo evitar ser el rey de la comedia
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El Tejón mielero@elbuenaldoOct 23
Luchadores en EEUU: Ay pobrecito niño con cáncer, te voy a visitar y abrazar. Soberano Jr: AAAAJAJAJA TRAIGANLE UNA FALDA AL PUTITO.
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@dailyroanOct 16
chappell roan on writing a queer verse for olivia rodrigo's 'expectations': "i don't know if everyone would be down to have a fully queer verse on their song, i think that says a lot about your support"
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@dailyroanOct 18
chappell roan & charli xcx performing boom clap at charli’s show in LA tonight!
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f@frandtwOct 16
cuando digo mis metodos para stalkear al frente de las personas equivocadas
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администрация Трампа:
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Jolina Jasmine (@JolinaJasmine) profile pictureJolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmineOct 13
The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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𑣲 imi ⊹˚ ⚢@nubesfemmeOct 16
no besaré a ninguna tibia sin conciencia social dijo chappell roan
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nelly@xkarlagomezOct 16
chappell roan tienes los looks y la actitud de diva pop star nivel lady gaga pero a los geis no les gusta porque no canta sobre penes
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