Journalist and editor-at-large. Hated, adored, never ignored. Newcastle FC supporter since October 2021. Never wrong.

Joined August 2016
Serious vertical football on display here, never doubted Jaissle
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Replying to @geordiejosh
What the 1 n only Geordie Josh coming to see Oasis get out of here im absolutely speechless
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Insane grudge from this guy, fair play
Replying to @_EnGee
Looks like you turned out shit instead?
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Man City need a massive points deduction asap because we are gonna finish 18th
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This has been a good game for the neutral. Shame I’m not a neutral and my heads about to explode
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Replying to @_WestHamReport
Im fuckin glad u got relegated
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Hope they strip them of the offside decision against Tiote
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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£800m spent since the takeover for this starting eleven and bench is mental
You Mags 👊
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Class lads even the upcoming fixtures are laughing at us #NUFC #newcastleutd
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Think that’s enough of that 👍
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Jays' taxis has scammed a fellow #nufc fan out of 6k. Scum.
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We are delighted to announce that Lewis Hall has signed a new long-term contract at St. James' Park 🙌 The 22-year-old has become a key part of the first team squad in recent seasons, making 107 appearances since first arriving at his boyhood club in August 2023.
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The first manager to go undefeated in their first 5 competitive games in Newcastle United history
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This is a Mickey Mouse cup anyway, always said it
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This referee is fucking awful btw
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There’s been 57 shots against us in 2 and a half games, that’s a mental stat
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What position is he?
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Newcastle might get relegated and I’m all for it😭😭😭 #thfc #coys
🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7397441…
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Turns out the grass may actually be greener
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