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Sunderland, England
Joined April 2020
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iPhone Duo users be like......
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🤯🇷🇺 Meanwhile in Russia, the score is 1-1 in the 87th minute and one team gets a free-kick in the perfect position.. You'll never guess what happens when the goalkeeper steps up to take it. 🤣⚽️
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New Doomsday footage 👀 Everyone realizing who Steve really is right? right?!
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🏆 “The 2013 League Cup was Swansea’s first major trophy, who knows when they’ll win another” 🗣️ "They called me [a few years after being sacked] to see if I wanted to go back, but I didn’t" 🎤 Michael Laudrup speaks to @fourfourtwo about his time as Swansea manager 🔗 fourfourtwo.com/person/playe…
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ℹ️ Despite the ongoing storm and adverse weather conditions, the Premier League fixture between Sunderland AFC and Leeds United at the Stadium of Light this afternoon is currently scheduled to go ahead as planned. Supporters are encouraged to allow extra time for their journey, arrive early where possible, and take extra care when travelling to the stadium. Supporters are advised to keep an eye on official Club channels for any further updates ahead of the fixture.
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when you find out the iPhone Duo is sold out until February 2027 and someone tells you to “just go buy the Samsung Z Fold 8”
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Jimmy Saville chasing kids in the Middlesbrough away end at Bolton😂😂😂
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Sky says goodbye to The Simpsons on Halloween? If so Sky will need to repaint their vans.
Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃@OOCCouchGagsOct 24
In UK and Ireland, The Simpsons has been airing on Sky One for almost 36 years. However after October 31st, it may seem like the show will be leaving the network as the show moved onto Disney+ for it's newest episodes while E4 has the airing rights moving forward
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 25
An extended version of Ant-Man's Captain America joke from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed. “I was also Cap for a minute” - John Walker
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Dele Alli on Instagram 😭
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Day one of the Tyne bridge being closed and the Tyne tunnel is on fire
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Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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these 2 events are happening simultaneously btw
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What a strike from Nicolas Jackson to beat Gianluigi Donnarumma 😲 Villa Park erupts 🔊 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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Replying to @realTimTraveler
2056: “Brand New 1st Gen iPhone Duo UNFOLDED” $10,000
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Meghan Markle is getting more heat for being the daughter of an alleged paedophile than (Prince) Andrew got for actually being the alleged paedophile.
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Oasis on the new iPhone duo
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 24
Steve Rogers, Captain America and Ant-Man in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. “Right Cap? I mean Steve…”
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leaked ending to roman vs sami at crown jewel
WWE will still be going ahead with Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia. (PWInsider)
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