
Everyone's Rival Public Enemy #1 to Pult 4x Local Challenges Last Placer [email protected]
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Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ is tracking to have the biggest domestic opening weekend EVER for a live-action international film.
Read our review: bit.ly/ZeroDF
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
Replying to @_Jeesh
Excellent.
Golisopod gets its claws dirty. I keep my hands clean.
A most promising arrangement.
-G
#TeamRocket #PlayPokemon
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
find the Pult player:
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can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
I love my country.
I don't love my government.
The former makes me a patriot, the latter shows that I'm paying attention.
#America
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.
and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?
sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
As a general rule, nobody with a salary of 7+ figures cares about the people whose livelihoods they're responsible for, the quality of the product they put forward, or you the consumer.
Once they hit 7 figures, everything they do is to preserve that # no matter the cost.
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
This post is actually from Romans. The vast majority commenting especially the most extreme don’t know what Reach is, who I am, and for the most part solely care for their preferred person. The core expectation of Christians in our "reach" is unity. To be clear Reach itself is not a Christian-only place. In fact, anyone (Christian or not) who shows a strong preference to division is outside our intended reach. If you got blocked or will soon be blocked (this time for the next 30 minutes) we decided you choose division more than unity on Twitter/X. This decision is a Twitter/X only decision. We simply want no part of others drama and all parties impacted are also beyond innocent. If it occurs on another platform then it's likely due to the same reason there. We were not clear enough any block was due to being divisive and/or toxic. The alleged stalker unnecessarily lied about his attendance and forced our involvement. That is a lifetime ban and will never be changed. In other news, I know Celeste for a longer period of time than most realize. Its okay to agree to disagree. We've been here for awhile now just privately. Most affected, I've never had real convos with and don't know.
If you catch a block, consider it permanent through 2026 on Twitter/X. If or when you’re done with drama on social media, DM me on discord AFTER much time has passed. Again if you don’t know Reach or myself, you didn’t know who we were before this and likely still don't care and that's okay. Move with the movers.
Choose unity and back to your regularly scheduled social media. I will continue to not use Twitter/X after applying some blocks and peace out.
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
You can't be rude all day on this app and then ask why you're not getting collabs and sponsors.
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
This was from my devotional - I think it's super powerful not only for our in person interactions but even more so for how we conduct ourselves online.
So often we are too preoccupied with what is true that we forget to be kind, or if it's even our place to speak!
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
Replying to @BallerToy1327
Can't even say the name of the planet correctly
Bum ass dogshit
Professor JeeshuaTree - Golisopod Enjoyer retweeted
Men only want one thing for Valentine's Day this year and it's disgusting.






































